All posts by Gene Smith

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TERRORISM !!!

Terrorist torture continues its wrath in this United States Of America.

The act of destruction toward another human being or property is terrorism at its best.

Rape,  murder,  molesting children,   mental or physical abuse  are all crimes of terror and must be CHARGED  as  TERRORISM.

Wake Up America…or does your  ‘freedom’  or  ‘right to privacy’  get in the way.

This country is  ‘237 yrs’  old,  an infant that doesn’t seem to want to grow up.

Beware of the INEVITABLE…the most powerful force of our own creation. 

Author/Lane            www.motionOsis.com

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LAUGH LAB: 21ST Century Driver’s Commandments

ONE:  Thou Shalt buckle up in  HONOR  of those who have gone before us.

TWO:  Thou Shalt  REFRAIN  from asking a tourist for directions when lost.

THREE:  Thou Shalt  ADMIRE  ‘hands free’ that motor mouth when their in the absence of others.

FOURTH:  Thou Shalt  SMILE  at the moron pumping gas while pointing to the warning sign that their cell phone could blow the whole station up.

FIVE:  Thou Shalt wave  HAPPILY  at the frantic lane changer who ends up waiting at the same stop before you do.

SIX:  Thou Shalt  JUMP  out of the car and start ‘running in place’ while a police officer writes the speeding ticket.

SEVEN:  Thou Shalt  RESTRAIN  oneself from giving the ‘super finger’ to the maniac who cuts them off in traffic.

EIGHT:  Thou Shalt not  HAUNT  the creep who kills you in a car accident.

NINE:  Thou Shalt  SAVOR  the moment while pulling out of a parking spot because this is when you’re the most loved.

TEN:  Thou Shalt  BLESS  the ground we drive on but pray every day we can stay above it and not below it.

Authored By/Lane

www.motionOsis.com

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CASTING CALL !!!

“SASA KIDS 8 To 108”  is calling you to come aboard national  TV/Radio Talk!

KIDS…PARENTS…invite your families & friends to become  “SASA KIDS”  and be forever part of a global movement.

YOU are the STARS of the show!  No scripts, unrehearsed, spontaneity, interacting with celebrity host ‘Doc Gene.’

TALK that’s educational and entertaining…but FUN!

WAIT a minute…gotta be an official  “SASA KID”……so right here…right now…get  “SASA FLASH”!

Scroll down website: www.motionOsis.com Press button for “SASA FLASH”

NOW…YOU’RE…READY!!!   For shows, events, rallies & direct email contact:  info@motionOsis.com

LaneGene

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PHILANTHROPISTS……”Phooey” !!!

Philanthropists need a WAKE UP CALL.  There are millions of us out there in ‘Main Street USA’ who do not have the funds to BUILD on an idea or even a life’s work that of which would or has GREATLY contributed to humankind.  There are huge lacks in our society because funding is used as either a write off that pads the pockets of those who operate foundations with minimal amounts given to those who either are non profits or those who cannot even afford to open up a non profit in order to receive funding.

The entire concept is maddening!  It is amazing HOW vast stores of wealth are held up by those who have it or gatekeepers who literally sit on it within a country that has incredulous NEEDS!

Generation after generation passes on the same process while blaring STATISTICS  screaming for HELP continue to rise in the RICHEST COUNTRY in the world!

Credit surely is given to certain wealthy who donate to the tangibles  in this world but how about the INTANGIBLES???  Where are the psychologists who seem to be the only ones aware of the MENTAL aspects of any society?  Mind is an intangible and there is one professional team who mastered  “A Physiological Approach To Psychological Problems”  and attempted to plug its soaring success rates into this unwilling society through its book:  “Mind Matter Motion.”

What is your answer to their life’s work which still is alive and kicking since 1968 but still struggling to contribute their efforts to humankind before they leave this planet???

www.motionOsis.com

Authored By/Lane

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LAUGH LAB: The Melting Pot Fiasco – Immigration

HEY Jack, come back……I know your white but you said your ancestors did all this.

HELP,  it’s harvest time and you don’t have to worry about the border. Comon and work from dawn till dusk, the 115 degrees is a breeze!

You say you don’t want to?  Wait, there’s more to offer for less than the minimum wage.  You can always take on a second job like…buss boy, dishwasher, gardener and hold out for the best part.  You can do all this without health care……….just die young.

No matter because while your at it pay taxes, buy goods, contribute to the local economy, raise your family and live on a dime.  WAKE UP  Jack……this is the American Dream!

But Jack……don’t you wanna try this for at least just one month?  Didn’t you hear that the farm workers are going on strike?

No food, no service……but Jack you could always leap the fence, learn a new language, say  ‘SI’  and smile for awhile.

www.motionOsis.com

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LAUGH LAB: Congress…The Real Academy Awards

AND the winner is???  ‘Disneyland on the Potomic Puppets’  with their $5000. suits, face lifts, bouffant hairdos and motor mouths.

The stage is set, lights…action…camera and undying intellectual dialog.  The look good, sound good, soap opera drama is so captivating, so entertaining that millions of Americans are hooked again.

The game plays out salaries $182,000.+, benefits, pensions, superior health care while ‘We The People’  pay the bill.  Public servants you say?  Open door policy?  Transparency?  None exists and  STRIKE 3  YOUR OUT!  But whose out…WE ARE!  We pay, they lay…down on the job that is.

AND the answer is…all public servants hereby undergo the MMPI Psychological Test.  Shorten careers to ONE term.  Slash salaries to the minimum wage.  Reward efforts by points for perks.  Swear in to unselfishly serve the people, swear out what could and couldn’t be done.

In other words folks, we gotta  STOP their psychosis…START new neurosis… GO motionosis.

www.motionOsis.com

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LAUGH LAB: Calling ‘James Arness’ GUNSMOKE!

Matt Dillon has been ordered by the government to shape up the New West.

Back to the ‘good guys’ all of them armed including ‘pistol packin Mommas’ with the instructions of whenever the ‘bad guys’ are tryin to take you out……you take 10 steps forward or backward……(depending on how good – you are)  pull out your pistol and then FIRE AWAY!!!

All’s fair in love and war.  No more machine guns, automatic rifles or tomahawks allowed.  No more criminals, crazies, nut cakes, basking for life in our comfy prisons, soaking up the good life of  TV, 4 squares  and writing for profit  ‘get rich quick’  books.

Marshall Dillon says  “HOLD IT”  which stops the lobbyists, special interest groups and breaks up the parties battling under republican or democrat.  Next he blasts into law……quote  “Any moronic Washington Senator or Congressman who won’t shut up……has to draw.”

The Wild West of yesteryear comes back to life today in this 21st century.  No more free speech, courts, jury duty or debates on gray areas.  It’s strictly black & white now cause we might have a police state if we DARE to enforce law.

You’re right……the good ole  USA  is NUMBER ONE !!!

Be proud that in the world we’re  #1  in violence, crime, gun ownership with glaring yearly statistics in the U.S. that  8,000  of over 12,000  murders are by guns.  WHOSE NEXT?

Matt Dillon isn’t here but he is remembered as the CLASS ACT of his day and surely would agree with  “SASA” who says “The solution is prevention, not  ‘Who or Why’  but  WHAT & HOW.”

www.motionOsis.com

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LAUGH LAB: “I Wanna My Marijuana!

I wanna my marijuana legal or illegal.  The name of this game is dependency. Thousands of  ‘social addictions’  surround any drug.

Don’t be a SAP caught taking a NAP……you’re in a TRAP!  The choice is yours, either MD’s (medical docs) or DD’s (drug dealers).

Go ahead, graduate to harder drugs & join 28.5 million  BRAIN DRAINED Americans age 12+.  Still in DENIAL……so was seat belts, alcohol & smoking.

Wanna get off the hook, only those with debilitating diseases.  SOLUTION:  “Addiction Is Not A Problem, It’s A Process.”  Use it or abuse it.

Meet “SASA”  & get your QUICK FIX !

STOP your psychosis, START new neurosis, GO motionOsis.

www.motionOsis.com

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LAUGH LAB: “The Spoiled American”

AMERICANS overdose on I WANT!  The population breeds illness care, mental poverty, criminal  minds.

HEALTH CARE SOLUTIONS:  Export the overweight kids to China.  Eat rice, ride bicycles and plant in the fields.  NO KIDDING,  THESE CHINESE KIDS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL LEARN SEVERAL LANGUAGES & EXCEL IN SCIENCE AND MATH!!!

EDUCATION SOLUTIONS:  Learn Latin & Greek because your  GIBBERISH  is reducing English to  GRUNTING  anyway.  Arm teachers with  SPRAY GUNS  filled with  HAPPY GAS!

CRIME SOLUTIONS:  Bring back the chain gang and rebuild our infrastructure.  Send criminals to ‘Commander ‘ET’ in Roswell New Mexico!

NOW LET’S BE SERIOUS:  Education has a direct relationship to crime, health and  the economy. Be part of the solution “SASA KIDS 8 To 108”  Traveling TV Talk Show and national movement.  Educate by getting your INSTANT FIX with “SASA.”

Haven’t you heard that strange new word  MOTIONOSIS……it’s not in the dictionary.

www.motionOsis.com

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LAUGH LAB: KJS – “Knee Jerk Solution”

This is the 21st Century and we have learned how to solve all our problems.  REALLY……trust me!

If one approach doesn’t work then we hit our knee and VOILA…up comes another approach.  Wellness, health care, medication, surgery, religion, hypnosis, exercise, diet, movies, comedy, foreign intervention.  There are thousands of remedies and solutions,  just KNEE JERK  and one is as good as the other.  There is no rhyme or reason why we should abuse this stuff.

OH…but this is human life.  We are the only animals on earth…I said on earth,  who are able to think.  Yet everyday, every hour, every minute we use the  KNEE JERK  solution when instead we could use human intelligence.

But KJS – (Knee Jerk Solution)  will continue to be the major approach humankind will use.  Time and dollars are no objects,  just use your KNEE!  Cannot you see the decision makers of the world in meetings, rocking the room with their KNEE JERKING, which proves is as good a solution as any?

By the way there are some rules to this, you cannot KNEE JERK while driving.  Imagine jerking your left knee and turning right or jerking your right knee and turning left…the utter confusion this could cause.  Now if 4 or 5 other people riding in your car were all KNEE JERKING, which side of the road would you be on?

Unfortunately, the KJS becomes habit forming therefore it’s unlikely your ritual will change.  This bizarre behavior if left unchecked will invite the ONLY solution……”SASA”  and it’s PARTY TIME!   See: www.motionOsis.com