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*** 21ST CENTURY DRIVER’S COMMANDMENTS ** *

A T T E N T I O N   ‘Year 2014’

* Thou Shalt buckle up in HONOR of those who have gone before us.

* Thou Shalt REFRAIN from asking a tourist for directions when lost.

* Thou Shalt ADMIRE those ‘hands free motor mouths’ with the absence of others.

* Thou Shalt SMILE at the ‘moron’ pumping gas while pointing to the warning sign that their cell phone could blow the whole station up.

* Thou Shalt ‘WAVE HAPPILY’ at the ‘frantic lane changer’ who ends up waiting at the same stop before you do.

* Thou Shalt JUMP out of the car and start ‘running in place’ while a police officer writes the speeding ticket.

* Thou Shalt RESTRAIN oneself from giving the SUPER FINGER to the ‘maniac’ who cuts them off in traffic.

* Thou Shalt not HAUNT the ‘creep’ who kills you in a car accident.

* Thou Shalt SAVOR the moment while pulling out of a parking spot because this is when you’re the most loved.

* Thou Shalt BLESS the ground we drive on but PRAY every day we can stay above it and not below it.

***HAPPY  SAFE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION !!!  

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LAUGH LAB: 21ST Century Driver’s Commandments

ONE:  Thou Shalt buckle up in  HONOR  of those who have gone before us.

TWO:  Thou Shalt  REFRAIN  from asking a tourist for directions when lost.

THREE:  Thou Shalt  ADMIRE  ‘hands free’ that motor mouth when their in the absence of others.

FOURTH:  Thou Shalt  SMILE  at the moron pumping gas while pointing to the warning sign that their cell phone could blow the whole station up.

FIVE:  Thou Shalt wave  HAPPILY  at the frantic lane changer who ends up waiting at the same stop before you do.

SIX:  Thou Shalt  JUMP  out of the car and start ‘running in place’ while a police officer writes the speeding ticket.

SEVEN:  Thou Shalt  RESTRAIN  oneself from giving the ‘super finger’ to the maniac who cuts them off in traffic.

EIGHT:  Thou Shalt not  HAUNT  the creep who kills you in a car accident.

NINE:  Thou Shalt  SAVOR  the moment while pulling out of a parking spot because this is when you’re the most loved.

TEN:  Thou Shalt  BLESS  the ground we drive on but pray every day we can stay above it and not below it.

Authored By/Lane

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