According to the WIA (World Illness Association), most MEDIA commentators have shortness of breath, with jaws that click like they’re on hinges, rattling like storm shutters slamming in the wind from all the HOT AIR and each suffering from ID (identity crisis).
Because they are absolutely delighted with the sound of their own voices and impressed with OBC (opinionated bull crap), their DIALOG becomes owner of the air space. Ratings go up while FACTO goes down. Of course they well know this is happening because their MOTOR MOUTHS have formed the organization SLO (self love organization) which originates from the EAS (echo admiration society).
Now when they look into the mirror……(I mean camera)…they see B&B (beauty & the beast). They think they’re beauty and we the public are the beast. After the (greatest show on earth) they go to the PMR (phony makeup room) and put their arms around their waist. And if they get fresh with themselves…they slap their face.
Finally they go home and take their medication from the WIA, a (pill) to form a more perfect union between the ‘Liberal & Conservative psychotics.’