*Thou Shalt buckle up in HONOR of those who have gone before us.
*Thou Shalt REFRAIN from asking a tourist for directions when lost.
*Thou Shalt ADMIRE those ‘hands free motor mouths’ with the absence of others.
*Thou Shalt SMILE at the ‘moron’ pumping gas while pointing to the warning sign that their cell phone could blow the whole station up.
*Thou Shalt wave HAPPILY at the ‘frantic lane changer’ who ends up waiting at the same stop before you do.
*Thou Shalt JUMP out of the car and start ‘running in place’ while a police officer writes the speeding ticket.
*Thou Shalt RESTRAIN oneself from giving the ‘super finger’ to the ‘maniac’ who cuts them off in traffic.
*Thou Shalt not HAUNT the ‘creep’ who kills you in a car accident.
*Thou Shalt SAVOR the moment while pulling out of a parking spot because this is when you’re the most loved.
*Thou Shalt BLESS the ground we drive on but ‘pray’ every day we can stay above it and not below it.
* HAPPY SAFE MEMORIAL DAY*
According to the WIA (World Illness Association), most MEDIA commentators have shortness of breath, with jaws that click like there on hinges, rattling like storm shutters slamming in the wind from all the HOT AIR and each suffering from ID (identity crisis).
Because they are absolutely delighted with the sound of their own voices and impressed with OBC (opinionated bull crap), their dialog becomes owner of the air space. Ratings go up while FACTO goes down. Of course they well know this is happening because their MOTOR MOUTHS have formed the organization SLO (self love organization) which originates from the EAS (echo admiration society).
Now when they look into the mirror……I mean camera…they see B&B (beauty & the beast). They think they’re beauty and we the public are the beast. After the greatest show on earth, they go to the PMR (phony makeup room) and put their arm around their waist. And if they get fresh with themselves they slap their face.
Finally they go home and take their medication from the WIA, a pill to form a more perfect union between the ‘liberal & conservative psychotics.’
LABELS…labels…labels……CONSERVATIVE……LIBERAL……once you are daring enough to look up the definitions in the dictionary, you will wonder how political parties have seized ownership of these non political words.
As Americans aren’t we first human beings who live and love along with the rest of humankind? How is it that our lives are so defined through labels. Consequences from this are dividing ‘Main Street USA’ who allow careless and thoughtless acts of tagging. We’ve traded in breathing, thinking, feeling souls who work and strive for unity……for ROBOTS!
EASY means giving up and giving in to a society which supports those “Disneyland on the Potomac Puppets” wearing their $5000. suits and pompous hairdo’s. Pushing the button and letting the poison flow freely from MOTOR MOUTHS bickering, battling and dumping on us tax payers paying the bill.
STOP the overcast of POLITICAL POLLUTION by turning on and listening only to the voices who integrate not separate. Americans must be BOLD in their stance to override their country’s own dictatorship. Stand with the rest of the world to remind negative dictators that we all live on a planet spinning in space where any intergalactic catastrophe could occur and we’d all be gone.
SAY labels be GONE……negatives be GONE……CHARGE UP with POSITIVES!
CELEBRATE with a great new world for each and every ……YOU & ME !!!