“21ST CENTURY DRIVER’S COMMANDMENTS”

*Thou Shalt buckle up in  HONOR  of those who have gone before us.

*Thou Shalt  REFRAIN  from asking a tourist for directions when lost.

*Thou Shalt  ADMIRE  those  ‘hands free motor mouths’  with the absence of others.

*Thou Shalt  SMILE  at the  ‘moron’  pumping gas while pointing to the warning sign that their cell phone could blow the whole station up.

*Thou Shalt wave  HAPPILY  at the ‘frantic lane changer’  who ends up waiting at the same stop before you do.

*Thou Shalt  JUMP  out of the car and start  ‘running in place’  while a police officer writes the speeding ticket.

*Thou Shalt  RESTRAIN  oneself from giving the  ‘super finger’  to the  ‘maniac’  who cuts them off in traffic.

*Thou Shalt not  HAUNT  the  ‘creep’  who kills you in a car accident.

*Thou Shalt  SAVOR  the moment while pulling out of a parking spot because this is when you’re the most loved.

*Thou Shalt  BLESS  the ground we drive on but  ‘pray’  every day we can stay above it and not below it.

* HAPPY   SAFE   MEMORIAL   DAY*

Author/Lane      www.motionOsis.com

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