LAUGH LAB: KJS – “Knee Jerk Solution”

This is the 21st Century and we have learned how to solve all our problems.  REALLY……trust me!

If one approach doesn’t work then we hit our knee and VOILA…up comes another approach.  Wellness, health care, medication, surgery, religion, hypnosis, exercise, diet, movies, comedy, foreign intervention.  There are thousands of remedies and solutions,  just KNEE JERK  and one is as good as the other.  There is no rhyme or reason why we should abuse this stuff.

OH…but this is human life.  We are the only animals on earth…I said on earth,  who are able to think.  Yet everyday, every hour, every minute we use the  KNEE JERK  solution when instead we could use human intelligence.

But KJS – (Knee Jerk Solution)  will continue to be the major approach humankind will use.  Time and dollars are no objects,  just use your KNEE!  Cannot you see the decision makers of the world in meetings, rocking the room with their KNEE JERKING, which proves is as good a solution as any?

By the way there are some rules to this, you cannot KNEE JERK while driving.  Imagine jerking your left knee and turning right or jerking your right knee and turning left…the utter confusion this could cause.  Now if 4 or 5 other people riding in your car were all KNEE JERKING, which side of the road would you be on?

Unfortunately, the KJS becomes habit forming therefore it’s unlikely your ritual will change.  This bizarre behavior if left unchecked will invite the ONLY solution……”SASA”  and it’s PARTY TIME!   See:

LAUGH LAB: WIA – “World Illness Association”

This is NBK International, “News By Kids”, the following announcement is from  “SASA”!  By order of the WIA – “World Illness Association.”

All prescription drugs will be labeled A DANGER TO YOUR HEALTH – CAN CAUSE DEATH!  Because over  7 million abuse prescription drugs and over 28,000 died from overdose in 2007.

The ITS – “Illness Treaters” have created the PITS – “Patients Ill Treated”.  The WIA claims a world record of over 254 million prescriptions sold in 2009.  And WIA proudly boasts that the good ole USA consumes 80% of all pain medications in the world.  Many will die because of the pain-pleasure-principle-epidemic.  This alarming news constitutes “The Great American Rip Off” quoting book “Mind Matter Motion.”

Already many WIA members have turned in their prescription pads in order to avoid prosecution.  The penalty for abusing prescriptions prescribed by the ITS who further drive us into the PITS, will be a mandate where violators will surrender their WIA licenses to authorities.

The new law would be FITS – “Feet In Training”  & HITS – “Health In training.”   This would create TNT – “Training Not Treatment” directing professionals throughout the world to teach health care instead of illness treatment.  Any violation of this scientifically valid directive by health care professionals would find themselves reclaimed by the WIA whereby issuance of a permit would be good only in  NEVER NEVER LAND!

“SASA”  is announced by NBK televised internationally. The prime time ‘Traveling Television Talk Show’ with unrehearsed group interaction will be a weekly event. ‘Main Street USA’ and licensed health care professionals will be the mixture in the “Social Addiction” revolution.  All will learn “Medical Self Care” which means ILLNESS PREVENTION.  See:


SANDY! Meet ‘Mother Nature’ The Dictator.

Takes a storm the caliber of SANDY whose unwelcome wrath and rude awakening DEMANDS bipartisanship.

We have a 2 1/2 Billion Dollar brutal political campaign infested with sick negativism and solving no problems whatsoever.  AND now meet ‘Sandy.’

We do all live on this planet earth together and it takes a STORM to sober us up and reach out a helping hand?  How many more HITS does this planet have to take before this human race puts their egos and biases aside?

We’re all on one planet together that’s spinning around in the universe where catastrophic events could at its will, demolish each and every living thing on it!  If so, what political party, race, religion, culture or gender will matter then?

‘Sandy’ has given this United States the strongest message any disaster could muster,