LAUGH LAB: ‘TV Mania’!

IF  you really have a  DOWN  DAY  and feel unmotivated……just turn on the  TV  and watch some commercials.

‘Out of shape’  people appear……JUST  TAKE  SOME  TESTOSTERONE……blares across the screen and like them your  JUMPING  out of windows because now your  UP  longer than down.

You took the  WRONG  PILL…(Cialis  or  Viagra)  and how did you end up in that strange bedroom?  Suddenly you can  RUN  a nonstop world record just to find your way back home.  Bet you forgot to take your  ‘tranquilizer’  or  ‘sleeping pill’  instead.

WHAT TO DO……well just  CHANGE  the channel and  HEY  there’s a couple in their  70’s  covered with grease paint to look like their in their  30’s……but who cares that’s nothing!  Your  only thought is  DIVE OUT   that window  BUT  pointing right at you is a  GUN  with a terrorist on the other end of it!

WHAT TO DO……GRAB  your  ‘heart medicine’  and offer him some.  Quick……light up a  ‘marijuana cigarette’  and blow a  ‘smoke screen’  so you can crawl over your  ‘back brace ‘ and change the channel to football!

DON’T WORRY……the idiot on  TV  can’t see you as you wake up from any  ‘nightmares’  and find yourself on the  MOON  instead cause you fell short trying to escape to  MARS.  

OHHH……one thing I forgot to tell you……that knocking on your door right now is the  FBI  who monitored your phone calls & emails.  Big Brother also confiscated all your confessions on  social networks……meaning all of this constitutes  YOUR UNDER ARREST……and……you never left the house!!!

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