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LAUGH LAB – Calling All GUN SLINGERS !!!

“THE  OLD  WEST”

Mount  your  horse  and  tighten  that  holster,  it’s  back  to  the  ‘good guys’  all of them armed including  ‘pistol  packin  Mommas’   with  the  instructions  of  whenever  the  ‘bad  guys’  are tryin  to  take  you  out,  you  just  take  10  steps  forward  or  backward,  (depending on how good you are)  pull  out  your  pistol  and  then  FIRE  AWAY!!!

All’s  fair  in  love  and  war.  No  more  machine  guns,  automatic  rifles  or  tomahawks  allowed.  No  more  criminals,  crazies,  nut cakes,  basking  for  life  in  our  comfy  prisons,  soaking  up  the  good life  of  TV,  4 squares  and  writing  for  profit  ‘get  rich  quick’  books.

Saddle  up  as  ‘HORSES’  on  the  ‘White  House’   lawn  instead  of  ‘Marches’   in  the  street  gets  the  attention  of  the  lobbyists,  special  interest  groups  and  breaks  up  the  parties  battling  under  Republican  or  Democrat.  

Now’s  the  time  to  DRAW  those  WATER  PISTOLS  and  blast  into  law,  quote:  “Any  moronic  Washington  Senator  or  Congressman  who  won’t  shut  up  nor  take  this  seriously,  has  to  prove  he  can  walk  on  water.”

The  ‘Wild West’  of  yesteryear  comes  back  to  life  today  in  this  21st  century.  No  more  free  speech,  courts,  jury  duty  or  debate  on  ‘gray areas.’   It’s  strictly  ‘black n white’  now  cause  we  might  have  a  police  state  if  we  DARE  to  ENFORCE  LAW.

You’re  right,  the  good  ole  USA  is  NUMBER  ONE !!!

Be  proud  that  in  the  world  we’re  #1  in  violence,  crime,  gun  ownership  with  glaring  yearly  statistics  in  the  U.S.  that  8,000  of  over  12,000  ‘murders’  are  by  ‘guns.’

WHOSE  NEXT?   On  your  way  to  school,  the  grocery  store,  shopping,  to  a friend’s  house???

WANNA  SOLUTION?   ‘PREVENTION’!    Because  it’s  not  ‘Who or Why’   but  ‘WHAT  n  HOW.’

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LAUGH LAB: ‘TV MANIA’ !!!

IF you really have a DOWN DAY and feel unmotivated……just turn on the TV and watch some commercials.

‘Out of shape’  people appear……JUST  TAKE  SOME  TESTOSTERONE……blares across the screen and like them you’re JUMPING out of windows because now your UP longer than you’re down.

You took the WRONG PILL…(Cialis or Viagra) and how did you end up in that strange bedroom?  Suddenly you can RUN a nonstop world record just to find your way back home.  Bet you forgot to take your ‘tranquilizer’ or ‘sleeping pill’  instead.

WHAT TO DO……well just CHANGE the channel and HEY there’s a couple in their 70’s covered with grease paint to look like they’re in their 30’s……but who cares that’s nothing!  Your only thought is  DIVE OUT  that window  BUT  pointing right at you is a  GUN  with a ‘terrorist’ on the other end of it!  

WHAT TO DO……GRAB your ‘heart medicine’ and offer him some.  QUICK……light up a ‘marijuana cigarette’ and blow a ‘smoke screen’  so you can crawl over your ‘back brace’ and change the channel to football!

DON’T WORRY……the idiot on TV can’t see you as you wake up from any ‘nightmares’ and find yourself on the MOON instead cause you fell short trying to escape to MARS.

OHHH……one thing I forgot to tell you……that knocking on your door right now is the FBI who monitored your phone calls & emails.  BIG BROTHER also confiscated all your confessions on social networks……meaning all of this constitutes…YOU’RE UNDER ARREST……and you never left the house???

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LAUGH LAB: ‘TV Mania’!

IF  you really have a  DOWN  DAY  and feel unmotivated……just turn on the  TV  and watch some commercials.

‘Out of shape’  people appear……JUST  TAKE  SOME  TESTOSTERONE……blares across the screen and like them your  JUMPING  out of windows because now your  UP  longer than down.

You took the  WRONG  PILL…(Cialis  or  Viagra)  and how did you end up in that strange bedroom?  Suddenly you can  RUN  a nonstop world record just to find your way back home.  Bet you forgot to take your  ‘tranquilizer’  or  ‘sleeping pill’  instead.

WHAT TO DO……well just  CHANGE  the channel and  HEY  there’s a couple in their  70’s  covered with grease paint to look like their in their  30’s……but who cares that’s nothing!  Your  only thought is  DIVE OUT   that window  BUT  pointing right at you is a  GUN  with a terrorist on the other end of it!

WHAT TO DO……GRAB  your  ‘heart medicine’  and offer him some.  Quick……light up a  ‘marijuana cigarette’  and blow a  ‘smoke screen’  so you can crawl over your  ‘back brace ‘ and change the channel to football!

DON’T WORRY……the idiot on  TV  can’t see you as you wake up from any  ‘nightmares’  and find yourself on the  MOON  instead cause you fell short trying to escape to  MARS.  

OHHH……one thing I forgot to tell you……that knocking on your door right now is the  FBI  who monitored your phone calls & emails.  Big Brother also confiscated all your confessions on  social networks……meaning all of this constitutes  YOUR UNDER ARREST……and……you never left the house!!!

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LAUGH LAB: Calling ‘James Arness’ GUNSMOKE!

Matt Dillon has been ordered by the government to shape up the New West.

Back to the ‘good guys’ all of them armed including ‘pistol packin Mommas’ with the instructions of whenever the ‘bad guys’ are tryin to take you out……you take 10 steps forward or backward……(depending on how good – you are)  pull out your pistol and then FIRE AWAY!!!

All’s fair in love and war.  No more machine guns, automatic rifles or tomahawks allowed.  No more criminals, crazies, nut cakes, basking for life in our comfy prisons, soaking up the good life of  TV, 4 squares  and writing for profit  ‘get rich quick’  books.

Marshall Dillon says  “HOLD IT”  which stops the lobbyists, special interest groups and breaks up the parties battling under republican or democrat.  Next he blasts into law……quote  “Any moronic Washington Senator or Congressman who won’t shut up……has to draw.”

The Wild West of yesteryear comes back to life today in this 21st century.  No more free speech, courts, jury duty or debates on gray areas.  It’s strictly black & white now cause we might have a police state if we DARE to enforce law.

You’re right……the good ole  USA  is NUMBER ONE !!!

Be proud that in the world we’re  #1  in violence, crime, gun ownership with glaring yearly statistics in the U.S. that  8,000  of over 12,000  murders are by guns.  WHOSE NEXT?

Matt Dillon isn’t here but he is remembered as the CLASS ACT of his day and surely would agree with  “SASA” who says “The solution is prevention, not  ‘Who or Why’  but  WHAT & HOW.”

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