*Thou Shalt buckle up in HONOR of those who have gone before us.
*Thou Shalt REFRAIN from asking a tourist for directions when lost.
*Thou Shalt ADMIRE those ‘hands free motor mouths’ with the absence of others.
*Thou Shalt SMILE at the ‘moron’ pumping gas while pointing to the warning sign that their cell phone could blow the whole station up.
*Thou Shalt wave HAPPILY at the ‘frantic lane changer’ who ends up waiting at the same stop before you do.
*Thou Shalt JUMP out of the car and start ‘running in place’ while a police officer writes the speeding ticket.
*Thou Shalt RESTRAIN oneself from giving the ‘super finger’ to the ‘maniac’ who cuts them off in traffic.
*Thou Shalt not HAUNT the ‘creep’ who kills you in a car accident.
*Thou Shalt SAVOR the moment while pulling out of a parking spot because this is when you’re the most loved.
*Thou Shalt BLESS the ground we drive on but ‘pray’ every day we can stay above it and not below it.
* HAPPY SAFE MEMORIAL DAY*