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LAUGH LAB – ‘KID PROOF’ ??

Did  you  ever  stop  to  think  about  internet  words?

Who  would  have  thought  Google,  Twitter,  Flicker,  Yelp,  Kobo,  Skype  or  selfies  could  get  past  your  English  teacher.

10  yr  olds  have  turned  gibberish  into  language  while  6  yr  olds  make  adults  look  stupid.  Take  texting  the  modern  day  short  hand,  now  looks  like  bloops  and  blurps  on  your  screen  where  you  must  have  spilled  something  and  forgot  to  wipe  it  off.

Get  stuck?   Try  looking  it  up  in  the  dictionary.  WHAT  DICTIONARY?

Internet  technology  advances  at  the  speed  of  light.   WHAT,   you  blinked  your  eye!  TOUGH,  you  just  lost  it  and  now  your  grand kid’s  gotta  rescue  you.

Ever  try  to  talk  or  carry  on  a  conversation  with  one  of  these  species?  If  face  to  face;  after  removal  of  ear  wires,  goggles  and  headgear;  just  have  them  outstretch  their  hands  with  fingers   moving  like  typing  AND  you  actually  can  communicate.

Don’t  feel  bad  if  you’re  a  thing  of  the  past  like  an  M.D.,  Ph.D,  CEO  or  GOD  himself.  The  vast  world  of  the  internet  has  transformed  your  10  yr  old  into  the  WIZARD  OF  OZ.

NO  WORRY,  just  pat  him  or her on  the  back  and  CELEBRATE!   He/She’s  in  the  IN  ZONE  and  you’re  on  your  way  OUT!  

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LAUGH LAB: “The Spoiled American”

  AMERICANS  overdose on  I WANT!  The population breeds illness care,  mental poverty,  criminal minds.

HEALTH CARE SOLUTIONS:  Export the overweight kids to China.  Eat rice,  ride bicycles and plant in the fields.  NO  KIDDING,  these Chinese kids in elementary school learn several languages and excel in science and math!!!

EDUCATION  SOLUTIONS:  Learn Latin and Greek because your  GIBBERISH  is reducing English to GRUNTING  anyway.  Arm teachers with  SPRAY  GUNS  filled with  HAPPY GAS!

CRIME SOLUTIONS:  Bring back the  CHAIN  GANG   and rebuild our infrastructure.  Send criminals to  ‘Commander  ‘ET’  in Roswell New Mexico!

NOW LET’S BE SERIOUS:  Education has a direct relationship to crime,  health and the economy.  Be part of the solution  “SASA KIDS 8 To 108 Traveling TV Talk Show Special”  and national movement.  EDUCATE by getting your  INSTANT  FIX  with  “SASA FLASH.”

Haven’t you heard that strange new word  MOTIONOSIS……it’s not in the dictionary.

Author/Doc Gene            www.motionOsis.com

 

 

 

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LAUGH LAB: “The Spoiled American”

AMERICANS overdose on I WANT!  The population breeds illness care, mental poverty, criminal  minds.

HEALTH CARE SOLUTIONS:  Export the overweight kids to China.  Eat rice, ride bicycles and plant in the fields.  NO KIDDING,  THESE CHINESE KIDS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL LEARN SEVERAL LANGUAGES & EXCEL IN SCIENCE AND MATH!!!

EDUCATION SOLUTIONS:  Learn Latin & Greek because your  GIBBERISH  is reducing English to  GRUNTING  anyway.  Arm teachers with  SPRAY GUNS  filled with  HAPPY GAS!

CRIME SOLUTIONS:  Bring back the chain gang and rebuild our infrastructure.  Send criminals to ‘Commander ‘ET’ in Roswell New Mexico!

NOW LET’S BE SERIOUS:  Education has a direct relationship to crime, health and  the economy. Be part of the solution “SASA KIDS 8 To 108”  Traveling TV Talk Show and national movement.  Educate by getting your INSTANT FIX with “SASA.”

Haven’t you heard that strange new word  MOTIONOSIS……it’s not in the dictionary.

www.motionOsis.com

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