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LAUGH LAB – The ‘FREAKED OUT’ American!

AMERICANS   overdose  on  I WANT!   The  population  breeds  illness  care,  mental  poverty,  criminal  minds.

HEALTH  CARE  SOLUTIONS:  Export  the  overweight  kids  to  China.  Eat  rice,  ride  bicycles  and  plant  in  the  fields.  NO  KIDDING,   these  Chinese  kids  in  elementary  school  learn  several  languages  and  excel  in  science  and  math!!!

EDUCATION  SOLUTIONS:  Learn  Latin & Greek  because  your  GIBBERISH  is  reducing  English  to  GRUNTING  anyway.  Arm  teachers  with   SPRAY  GUNS   filled  with  HAPPY  GAS!

CRIME  SOLUTIONS:  Bring  back  the  chain  gang  and  rebuild  our  infrastructure.  Send  criminals  to  ‘Commander ‘ET’  in  Roswell  New  Mexico!

NOW  LET’S  BE  SERIOUS:  Education  has  a  direct  relationship  to  crime,  health  and  the  economy.  Be  part  of  the  solution  “SASA  KIDS  8  To  108”  &   get  your  ‘Instant  Fix’  with:

“GOTCHA: The Whole World Is Angry & Depressed, But Here’s What You Can Do About It.” 

Authors:  Neihardt & Smith  ASK  you  to  light  up  your  life  with  FUN  cartoons  and  CATCHY  stories,  learning  and  laughing  your  way  through  today’s  troubled  world!

 

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LIFE’S ALPHABET – DO Your ABC’s ???

A:  Absurdities =  Surprises  waiting  to  hook  you.

B:  Battles =  Carelessness

C:  Conflict =  Communication  screwed  up.

D:  Disaster =  Wake  up  call.

E:  Eternity =  Wishful  thinking.

F:  Fortune =  By  whose  standards.

G:  Good =  At what  price.

H:  Habit =  A  crutch.

I:  Illness =  No  prevention.

J:  Jail =  Anyplace.

K:  Kiss =  Save  it  for  the  right  one.

L:  Love =  Build it.

M:  Mate =  Worth  waiting  for.

N:  Niceness =  Give  it  away.

O:  Old =  Go  with  the  flow.

P:  Plastic =  Not  just  objects.

Q:  Quiet =  The  missing  link.

R:  Risk =  Participator  not  spectator.

S:  Stupidity =  Self  inflicted.

T:  Trips =  Escape.

U:  Utopia =  Bait.

V:  Vehicle =  Weapon.

W:  War =  21st  century cavemen.

X-rated:  =  Mental  cripples.

Y:  Yield =  To  preventive  ways.

Z:  Zoo =  Civilization

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ISSUE #9 – Education – THE LAST FRONTIER

EDUCATION  has a direct relationship to   CRIME – HEALTH  &  The  ECONOMY!

The new  TERRORISM  is an inside job,  IGNORANCE!

Student  ILLITERACY  in reading,  writing,  comprehension,  math,  science.

DROP  OUTS  in all our American schools.

Slaves to  ADDICTION  in electronics,  prescription & illicit drugs.

BULLIES  ruling their victims.

PREDATORS  enslaving our women, our youth.

KILLERS  freed by attorneys manipulating the laws.

FEAR  of being labeled  ‘Whistle Blowers.’

 

Read: Doc Gene

 

 

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LAUGH LAB: “The Spoiled American”

  AMERICANS  overdose on  I WANT!  The population breeds illness care,  mental poverty,  criminal minds.

HEALTH CARE SOLUTIONS:  Export the overweight kids to China.  Eat rice,  ride bicycles and plant in the fields.  NO  KIDDING,  these Chinese kids in elementary school learn several languages and excel in science and math!!!

EDUCATION  SOLUTIONS:  Learn Latin and Greek because your  GIBBERISH  is reducing English to GRUNTING  anyway.  Arm teachers with  SPRAY  GUNS  filled with  HAPPY GAS!

CRIME SOLUTIONS:  Bring back the  CHAIN  GANG   and rebuild our infrastructure.  Send criminals to  ‘Commander  ‘ET’  in Roswell New Mexico!

NOW LET’S BE SERIOUS:  Education has a direct relationship to crime,  health and the economy.  Be part of the solution  “SASA KIDS 8 To 108 Traveling TV Talk Show Special”  and national movement.  EDUCATE by getting your  INSTANT  FIX  with  “SASA FLASH.”

Haven’t you heard that strange new word  MOTIONOSIS……it’s not in the dictionary.

Author/Doc Gene            www.motionOsis.com

 

 

 

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LAUGH LAB: “The Spoiled American”

AMERICANS overdose on I WANT!  The population breeds illness care, mental poverty, criminal  minds.

HEALTH CARE SOLUTIONS:  Export the overweight kids to China.  Eat rice, ride bicycles and plant in the fields.  NO KIDDING,  THESE CHINESE KIDS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL LEARN SEVERAL LANGUAGES & EXCEL IN SCIENCE AND MATH!!!

EDUCATION SOLUTIONS:  Learn Latin & Greek because your  GIBBERISH  is reducing English to  GRUNTING  anyway.  Arm teachers with  SPRAY GUNS  filled with  HAPPY GAS!

CRIME SOLUTIONS:  Bring back the chain gang and rebuild our infrastructure.  Send criminals to ‘Commander ‘ET’ in Roswell New Mexico!

NOW LET’S BE SERIOUS:  Education has a direct relationship to crime, health and  the economy. Be part of the solution “SASA KIDS 8 To 108”  Traveling TV Talk Show and national movement.  Educate by getting your INSTANT FIX with “SASA.”

Haven’t you heard that strange new word  MOTIONOSIS……it’s not in the dictionary.

www.motionOsis.com

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