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LAUGH or CRY !!!

*MOTIONOSIS……Motionosis……what is this strange word?

Find out  how to be the  MOSTEST……go to the web find your  DIAGNOSIS.

Under your nose get easy  PROGNOSIS.

Keep your focus with  MOTIONOSIS.

 

This word  Motionosis  is not in the dictionary.  Scholars do not know what it is.  Government thinks it’s  ‘suspicious.’  Psychiatrists think it’s a ‘psychosis.’  Scientists think it’s from  ‘outer spaces.’

 

Kids…parents…families run to the nearest computer and click on:  www.motionOsis.com

And find a map to  EVER  EVER  LAND.

Only those who don’t click in……will stay prisoner in  NEVER  NEVER  LAND.

GOTTA  GET  that  “SASA FLASH”  FIX……or  WATCH OUT  for whose   “GOTCHA”!!!

 

Author: Doc Gene         www.motionOsis.com

 

 

LAUGH LAB: “The Spoiled American”

  AMERICANS  overdose on  I WANT!  The population breeds illness care,  mental poverty,  criminal minds.

HEALTH CARE SOLUTIONS:  Export the overweight kids to China.  Eat rice,  ride bicycles and plant in the fields.  NO  KIDDING,  these Chinese kids in elementary school learn several languages and excel in science and math!!!

EDUCATION  SOLUTIONS:  Learn Latin and Greek because your  GIBBERISH  is reducing English to GRUNTING  anyway.  Arm teachers with  SPRAY  GUNS  filled with  HAPPY GAS!

CRIME SOLUTIONS:  Bring back the  CHAIN  GANG   and rebuild our infrastructure.  Send criminals to  ‘Commander  ‘ET’  in Roswell New Mexico!

NOW LET’S BE SERIOUS:  Education has a direct relationship to crime,  health and the economy.  Be part of the solution  “SASA KIDS 8 To 108 Traveling TV Talk Show Special”  and national movement.  EDUCATE by getting your  INSTANT  FIX  with  “SASA FLASH.”

Haven’t you heard that strange new word  MOTIONOSIS……it’s not in the dictionary.

Author/Doc Gene            www.motionOsis.com

 

 

 

LAUGH LAB: “Natural NO CUT Brain Surgery”

*Today’s new invasive brain surgery using well known and respected technology has replaced an ancient procedure actually discovered in prehistoric times.  The  ‘AhUghUM’  group;  who at that time had no medical experience;  communicated by  ‘grunts & snorts’  while getting the job done.  Yet despite the lack of scientific validity and medical doctors during  ‘2500 BC’  the art and science of non invasive  ‘Natural No Cut Brain Surgery’  was  BORN.

*As ancient civilization grew into a more modern society,  education got into the act,  sophisticated medicine flourished and  “Natural No Cut Brain Surgery’  was  OUSTED!  Today millions do not,  will not,  or simply dismiss the value of its past breakthrough findings.

*Now with all the scientific proof,  brilliant minds,  geniuses,  technical advances,  leaders and teachers,  most of the general population fails to utilize this  ‘Natural No Cut Brain Surgery.’

I  KNOW  WHAT  YOU’RE  THINKING……WHAT’S  THIS  GUY  SELLING……HOW  MUCH  OF  MY  LIFE SAVINGS  WILL  IT  COST???

*OK……here comes the most unbelievable answer to your questions.  Let’s take the cost.  ARE  YOU  READY???

IT’S  FREE……NO COST……NO $$$……NO  CATCHES……NO  CON!  And it works 100% of the time with  NO  SIDE  EFFECTS,  NO REHAB.

*Let me hear that again……you say you’re not buying?  So go ahead,  read all the good books,  get an education,  talk with authorities,  become a walking encyclopedia,  listen to promoters and pay $1000’s  for their expert advice.  NOTHING  over centuries has or will ever  CHANGE  the absolute effectiveness of   ‘Natural  No  Cut  Brain  Surgery.’ 

READY  OR  NOT……here’s the  ANSWER:  Just take that  HEADSET  atop your shoulders……plug it into a  QUIET PLACE……tune into that  GRAY MATTER……and  THINK !!!!!!

***NATURAL  NO  CUT  BRAIN SURGERY’  is……THINKING ***

Author/Doc Gene            www.motionOsis.com

 

LAUGH LAB – Happy! Or Hippy ?

*U  P  P  E  R  S      &      D  O  W  N  E  R  S *

Gads……these ads got me all confused.  First I’m given  ‘Niagra’  and feel like I can swim up stream.  Then I tried  ‘SeeAlice’  and suddenly playing golf w/o clubs looked awfully good to me.

Oh but you haven’t seen anything yet.  I take this ‘stick’  and rub it under my arm pits and low and behold I’m  AIR BORNE!  I guess they call it  ‘Testostermost’  but wait I get this shot in the arm and ‘Mars’ doesn’t seem that far away because I’ve been  STEROIDIZED!

But that’s nothing because after all that,  I get EGM  ‘Elephant Growth Morons’  or maybe it’s  HGH  ‘Human Growth Horrormones.’

Well now I’m embarrassed because everything on me seems bigger,  stronger,  and women love me because I can fly like Superman and climb like Spiderman.

I said  ‘uppers & downers’  right…where’s the downers?  No problem……I swim the English Channel,  run up Mt Everest,  fly to the moon and the women all know I’m gonna come back for more.  These  ‘Elephant Growth Morons’  or  ‘Human Growth Horrormones’  always put me up today and down tomorrow.

But I’m happy cause I tripped out on  ‘Egotizers’  and now it’s down town cause I’m ‘flaked out,’  ‘left out’,  ‘put out’ and  LIGHTS  OUT!!!

Ha  Ha  Ha……my title is:  GOTCHA

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LAUGH LAB – ! Special Announcement !

FOOLS  will  CEASE  to  EXIST  starting  APRIL 1st  2014 !!!             HAPPY  April Fools Day!!!

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LAUGH LAB: ‘Bargain Basement Politics’

THE  PEOPLE  OF  THE  UNITED  STATES  HAVE  HERE  NOW  SPOKEN……GOOD BY  to those ‘Disneyland On the Potomac Puppets’  in their $5000. suits and pompous hairdos.  So long to their ‘Good Ole Boys Network’ and closed door back room capers.  To Those lobbyists and private interest groups,  you may start crawling back into your holes to never see daylight again.

HELLO CONGRESS!  Any  (435) of you who are wealthy will be taking the $2.00 trip in all total (2 terms @ 2 yrs each)  piling up a grand total of $4.00.

HELLO SENATE!  Any  (100)  of you who are wealthy will be taking the $2.00 trip in all total (1 term @ 6 yrs)  amassing a grand total of $12.00.

Any Congress or Senate member who cannot afford to work in government,  a special (living wage)  arrangement will be made.  Included specially for both are no benefits nor retirement pensions.  However should any of you choose to excel in producing results for your country……those wonders will be automatically given a sales bonus of $10. a yr.

MONOPOLIES  are against the law.  The Republican & Democratic PARTIES hold the largest  ILLEGAL monopoly in the world and will be   ABOLISHED  by choosing the most ABSURD court.  All candidates will be determined by their non political and /or political track records via the internet.  Party Primaries now cease to exist…instead allowing popular vote where every vote counts.  Thus saving taxpayers millions of dollars of which can be credited toward paying off the national debt which all of you created in the first place.

OH……I forgot to tell you about the PERKS which are CONSIDERABLE:

*Politicians will all FLY on MILITARY craft rather than commercial 1st class.

*Congressional & Senatorial OFFICES will be located in the SLUMS.

*Citizens Committees you will EMBRACE…those who are made up of high school students,  college grads,  laborers,  office workers and of course the unemployed who all will act as your ASSISTANTS. These dear souls will be subsisting on living wage and benefits.

*All state districts will require  AVERAGE CITIZENS;  including boy scouts & girl scouts;  to give you an AGENDA……THEIRS  not yours.

*The HOUSE of  ILL REPUTE  has been REMODELED   into a full scale GYM  where you will rise early to faithfully  SWEAT  workouts 5x per week.

*HANKY PANKY of extra marital activity will be cause for immediate  DISMISSAL.

*Don’t forget how important  ENTERTAINMENT  is as yours will be BINGO!

*PROTECTION:  each member of Congress/Senate will be fitted with a MONITOR which gauges time worked,  committees and meetings attended and job performance.  Of course the NATIONAL GUARD will be both your security and policing army to keep you in line.

*Those of you LUCKILY to be VOTED in will undergo psychological testing,  criminal back ground checks,  gender checks,  medical checkups and personal/professional track records BEFORE you are SWORN in by the most obnoxious comedian of the times.

!!! NOW  THAT’S  TRUE  DEMOCRACY !!!

Author/Doc Gene            www.motionOsis.com

 

THE ‘WASHINGTON CIRCUIT’…………I mean CIRCUS!

LET’S  TAKE  A  STAND  and  UNDERSTAND:

We are the leaders of the FREE WORLD,  what’s our image?  The richest country in the world!  What kind of ROLE MODEL are we when we can’t get our own financial act together.

It’s not WHOSE to blame for that  ‘THREE  RING  CIRCUS’  in Washington…nor WHY…it’s WHAT we can do about it and HOW!  WHAT is an ACTION word,  WHO is the BLAME GAME.  Asking ‘Who or Why’ will spin your wheels forever because it never will be answered.

I’m confronting what would be called political suicide  because we cannot sit on the side lines and let it continue to KILL!  Take a look…we’ve got  psychotics  in Washington wearing   pompous hairdos  and  $5000. suits,  performing  delusions  of grandeur in an  insane drama  that could win an  OSCAR!

What we have here is internal political  TERRORISM!  A literal civil war between political parties,  blatant negativism, verbal conflicts,  personality assassination,  waste-fraud-corruption  in a CIRCUS atmosphere,  all costing tax payers BILLIONS of $$$!

As citizens we’re not privy to all those secret sessions behind closed doors,  deserving of the LABEL, ‘The Good Ole Boys Network’  with their agenda instead of MainStreet USA.

Last time I looked,  MONOPOLIES  were against federal law.  Yet Democratic & Republican Parties keep pushing the labels:  (Liberal – Conservative – Moderate – Right Wing – Left Wing)  which manipulates the real meaning of politics.  This TREASON & BETRAYAL must not be allowed!  Now add to this mixture our electronic world spewing massive amounts of information that saturates  our lives whether  TRUE or FALSE,  where media distorts and makes the news rather than report it.

HOW are parents, kids, families to SURVIVE?  Let’s identify that we have a dangerous problem of  a MELT DOWN.  Understand that PROBLEMS are conditions and made to be solved which means finding a SOLUTION.

Let’s use REASON.  Despite the worst bad ass politics, these ‘Disneyland On The Potomac Puppets’ protecting their manicured image do not want the blame because they want to get RE-ELECTED.  Their selfish motives will motivate their actions.  THINK it out……would they allow a meltdown?

LONGSHOT  SOLUTIONS:

1.  A $20 Trillion lawsuit against all former and present federally elected.

2.  Recall of all  435  U.S. House of Representatives (Democrat/Republican).

3.  All candidates must serve their constituents in their district and determine what issues the people decide need to be addressed.

4.  Establish a bipartisan committee to examine all candidates on their promised agenda of citizens in their district.

5.  If on the recommendations of the bipartisan committee (ordinary citizens) find irregularities, false statements or lacking issues from MainStreet USA agenda,  a mandate to the Supreme Court will make judgement and file claim against those violators.  A court order will be issued for a recall vote.

6.  Each Congressman,  Senator,  President & Vice President  will be held accountable and if they fail to protect citizen rights,  they will have serious penalty deductions from their pay checks and be subjected to juvenile court disposition.

ACTION……Raise your right hand and repeat after me:  “This is serious and we are  MAD AS HELL & WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE”!!!

Author/Doc Gene            www.motionOsis.com

 

 

 

 

THE BIG BANG !!! By The Human Race

WHO or WHY???

WHO or WHY involves blame/shame or claim/fame.

It is a political finger pointing,  special interest groups opinion only.

It does nothing to solve problems.

It creates friction,  stress,  negative reactions and division between people.

When opinionated judgements war on each individual’s psyche,  time-energy-focus is stolen from constructive objectivity,  paramount to solution of mutually desirable outcomes to chronic problems.

 

WHAT and HOW???

WHAT:  is an action word requiring all people regardless of position,  status,  age,  sex,  education,  affiliation,  philosophy or view to unbiased work toward the most effective solution for all involved. 

It’s exploring the world of concrete and realistic options without blame/shame or claim/fame.

WHAT:  is primarily what we can do about the challenge at hand.

WHAT:  lays the responsibility for solution on every single individual involved in any dispute.

HOW:  is the specific steps we must take to bring about mutually acceptable results.

HOW:  is an objective,  impartial business plan.

When dealing with major issues on the U.S. or world diplomatic stage,  mediating,  integrating and motivating always toward a positive outcome brings harmony and peace to a troubled human race.

In conclusion,  this planet earth;  we  (7 Billion)  of us live on;  needs to focus on humility,  unselfish motives and determination to make life better for all souls.

Author/Doc Gene

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WHAT IS REAL ???

STOP now and THINK……what is the one question either asked or thought about,  that’s on the minds of every individual in the world?

STARTING with all issues that people; in business,  education,  government,  politics,  religion;  all want to know is……WHAT IS REAL?

When a speaker delivers a message,  everybody is thinking,  IS HE REAL?  IS HIS MESSAGE REAL?  No matter what anyone says or does,  we all are wondering  WHAT IS REAL?

Claims by celebrities,  marketers,  sales,  leaders,  teachers,  preachers,  relatives,  friends,  all may be respected authorities……BUT still beg the question……WHAT IS REAL?  Throughout our lives and every waking moment,  dialog or transaction demands to know……WHAT IS REAL?

If you were to analyze each situation or condition after all the facts were in and a conclusion made……secretly to yourself you would dare to ask……WHAT IS REAL?  So no matter what your reality is,  inevitably we are all thinking about and asking that most important question of our entire lives……WHAT IS REAL?

Out of all the chaos,  clutter,  saturation of information,  history,  fact finding,  opinion,  analysis,  we are still left with that MADDENING,  NAGGING,  insatiable haunt……the struggle to make sense of any given society and achieve our very own identity……where we must ANSWER to……WHAT IS REAL?

Author/Doc Gene

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LAUGH LAB: ‘Recreational Marijuana In America’

I woke up this AM and I was so excited about life.  My ups and downs in the medicine cabinet are so obsolete,  they can now be thrown out.

As I look out over the beautiful landscape covered with trees,  flowering meadows,  flowing green grass,  a massive feeling of calm overcomes me.  The wind blows through my hair as I walk through paths of plants screaming greenery from their compelling odor.

To think that only yesterday I was stressed,  frustrated and didn’t know who I really was.  But today as I puff on my pipe,  all is well and I’m in a world where I don’t have to be concerned about most anything anymore.

I get in my car and drive thru town to get on the freeway where I notice how relaxed I am.  No worry about cars speeding,  cutting me off and danger doesn’t seem to faze me.

WOW……what a world of carefree living with not a hint of trouble.  WHOOPS……I almost missed that turn off……but no problem,  I’ll just cut over,  run up on the curve and get right back on the off ramp and just miss this car in front of me.  Hmmm,  I ran a red light and didn’t even hit anybody.  This marijuana is actually protecting me,  I’ve found a new way to live!!!

I park the car, go into the store and realize I forgot what I was there for to buy.  Not a problem,  the clerk helped me get some booze,  candy and gum.

Going back home I’m noticing lots of cars coming towards me.  How could this be?  Oh OK,  no problem……I’ll just make a U-turn in the middle of the freeway,  rather lucky didn’t hit anybody and I’m finally on my way back home.

WHOOPS……suddenly some car has cut in front of me,  happening so fast I can’t avoid this CRASH!!!……Still it could have been worse,  no one is hurt and we both have insurance. 

Now that I’m home I realize what I had forgotten,  my wife’s heart medicine.  All these things happened and where did the time go?  It was not a bad day,  just some close calls and a minor accident. 

Had to grab some more puffs as I lit up my pipe.  Like magic,  PEACE  was all over me.  Guess my homework will have to wait as I’m falling asleep in front of TV.  Some how I don’t really care,  I’ve found this friend and I am feeling okay.

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