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LAUGH LAB: ‘Bargain Basement Politics’

THE  PEOPLE  OF  THE  UNITED  STATES  HAVE  HERE  NOW  SPOKEN……GOOD BY  to those ‘Disneyland On the Potomac Puppets’  in their $5000. suits and pompous hairdos.  So long to their ‘Good Ole Boys Network’ and closed door back room capers.  To Those lobbyists and private interest groups,  you may start crawling back into your holes to never see daylight again.

HELLO CONGRESS!  Any  (435) of you who are wealthy will be taking the $2.00 trip in all total (2 terms @ 2 yrs each)  piling up a grand total of $4.00.

HELLO SENATE!  Any  (100)  of you who are wealthy will be taking the $2.00 trip in all total (1 term @ 6 yrs)  amassing a grand total of $12.00.

Any Congress or Senate member who cannot afford to work in government,  a special (living wage)  arrangement will be made.  Included specially for both are no benefits nor retirement pensions.  However should any of you choose to excel in producing results for your country……those wonders will be automatically given a sales bonus of $10. a yr.

MONOPOLIES  are against the law.  The Republican & Democratic PARTIES hold the largest  ILLEGAL monopoly in the world and will be   ABOLISHED  by choosing the most ABSURD court.  All candidates will be determined by their non political and /or political track records via the internet.  Party Primaries now cease to exist…instead allowing popular vote where every vote counts.  Thus saving taxpayers millions of dollars of which can be credited toward paying off the national debt which all of you created in the first place.

OH……I forgot to tell you about the PERKS which are CONSIDERABLE:

*Politicians will all FLY on MILITARY craft rather than commercial 1st class.

*Congressional & Senatorial OFFICES will be located in the SLUMS.

*Citizens Committees you will EMBRACE…those who are made up of high school students,  college grads,  laborers,  office workers and of course the unemployed who all will act as your ASSISTANTS. These dear souls will be subsisting on living wage and benefits.

*All state districts will require  AVERAGE CITIZENS;  including boy scouts & girl scouts;  to give you an AGENDA……THEIRS  not yours.

*The HOUSE of  ILL REPUTE  has been REMODELED   into a full scale GYM  where you will rise early to faithfully  SWEAT  workouts 5x per week.

*HANKY PANKY of extra marital activity will be cause for immediate  DISMISSAL.

*Don’t forget how important  ENTERTAINMENT  is as yours will be BINGO!

*PROTECTION:  each member of Congress/Senate will be fitted with a MONITOR which gauges time worked,  committees and meetings attended and job performance.  Of course the NATIONAL GUARD will be both your security and policing army to keep you in line.

*Those of you LUCKILY to be VOTED in will undergo psychological testing,  criminal back ground checks,  gender checks,  medical checkups and personal/professional track records BEFORE you are SWORN in by the most obnoxious comedian of the times.

!!! NOW  THAT’S  TRUE  DEMOCRACY !!!

Author/Doc Gene            www.motionOsis.com

 

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*STORY 6* MEDIA MANIA…MAYDAY!…MAYDAY! – “Earth Air Water And People”

*FREEDOM OF SPEECH OR FREEDOM OF DECAY.  HAS THE ROT SO PERMEATED OUR SOCIETY THAT WE DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DESTRUCTION AND PRODUCTION?

How have we allowed JOURNALISTIC JUNK to rule our universe?  Journalism once practiced truth allowing only facts that supported it.  Today they voice the degradation of our society for the sake of ratings.  Proof……NEGATIVE has become our daily DOSE,  positive has become our history.

Political rhetoric rages thru our networks as MEDIA JUNKIES thrive on mass CHAOS provoking riot!  The “Great American Ripoff”  sucking billions of bucks $$$ raping our rights,  preventing fulfillment of human needs.

Is our 237 yr old USA so young it cannot learn from societies thousands of years old?  How dare we allow ourselves as a nation to abuse one another breeding poverty,  crime,  corruption!  Is HOPE as far as we get solving our problems?

Out here,  not on the Hill,  WE KNOW that there exists HEROES among us.  WE KNOW as ordinary people when we extend ourselves WE CAN DO extraordinary things.  WE KNOW  that next door or down the street our friends and neighbors are sick and tired of STINKING THINKING!

WAKE UP AMERICA…Hollywood is no longer in Beverly Hills California,  It’s in Washington D.C.!

WAKE UP WASHINGTON…abolish parties and have one BIG PARTY…The American People!

REFORM the political process minus the media and go internet direct to MainStreet USA.

BANISH obsolete voting methods using new technology for identity via thumbprints or eye photos.

EDUCATE the youth with mandatory subjects teaching a THINKING of bringing opposing forces to common ground.  Demonstrate the consequences of the DO’s & DONT’s in governing a country, a state, a city or town.

AMERICA…become the AMBASSADORS of your country back to your country and when you stand beside your AMERICAN FLAG…you will know you took your country back.

Author/Lane Tech            www.motionOsis.com

Real life stories are taken from professional research and field experiences in national & international TV/Radio media interviews, speaking engagements, consultations by LaneGene Company – Motionosis who accepts no liability for the content or for the consequences of any public action taken on the basis of the information provided. ONLY first names and general locations from MainStreet USA are given for confidentiality.

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LAUGH LAB: “Bargain Basement Politics”

THE  PEOPLE  OF  THE  UNITED  STATES  HAVE  HERE  NOW  SPOKEN……GOOD BY  to those ‘Disneyland On The Potomac Puppets’  in their  $5000.  suits and pompous hairdos.  So long to their  ‘Good Ole Boys Network’  and closed door back room capers.  To those lobbyists and private interest groups,  you may start crawling back into your holes to never see daylight again.

HELLO  CONGRESS!  Any  (435)  of you who are wealthy will be taking the  $2.00  trip in all total  (2 terms @ 2 yrs each)  piling up a grand total of $4.00.

HELLO  SENATE!  Any  (100)  of you who are wealthy will be taking the  $2.00  trip in all total  (1 term @ 6 yrs)  amassing a grand total of $12.00.

Any Congress or Senate member who cannot afford to work in government,  a special  (living wage)  arrangement will be made.  Included specially for both are no benefits nor retirement pensions.  However should any of you choose to excel in producing results for your country……those wonders will be automatically given a sales bonus of  $10.  a yr.

MONOPOLIES  are against the law.  The Republican & Democratic  PARTIES  hold the largest  ILLEGAL  monopoly in the world and will be  ABOLISHED  by choosing the most  ABSURD  court.  All candidates will be determined by their non political and/or political track records via the internet.  Party Primaries now cease to exist…instead allowing popular vote where every vote counts.  Thus saving taxpayers millions of dollars of which can be credited toward paying off the national debt which all of you created in the first place.

OH……I forgot to tell you about the  PERKS  which are  CONSIDERABLE:

*Politicians will all  FLY on  MILITARY  craft rather than commercial 1st class.

*Congressional & Senatorial OFFICES  will be located in the  SLUMS.

*Citizens Committees you will  EMBRACE…who are made up of high school students, college grads, laborers, office workers and of course the unemployed who all will act as your  ASSISTANTS.  These dear souls will be subsisting on  living wage and benefits.

*All state districts will require  AVERAGE  CITIZENS;  including boy scouts & girl scouts;  to give you an  AGENDA… THEIRS not yours.

*The  HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE  has been  REMODELED  into a full scale  GYM  where you will rise early to faithfully  SWEAT  workouts 5x per week.

*HANKY  PANKY  of extra marital activity will be cause for immediate  DISMISSAL.

*Don’t forget how important  ENTERTAINMENT  is as yours will be  BINGO!

PROTECTION:  each member of Congress/Senate will be fitted with a  MONITOR  which gauges time worked,  committees and meetings attended and job performance.  Of course the National Guard will be both your security and policing army to keep you in line.

Those of you  LUCKILY  to be  VOTED  in will undergo psychological testing,  criminal back ground checks,  gender checks,  medical checkups and personal/professional track records  BEFORE  you are  SWORN  in by the most obnoxious comedian of the times.

!!!  NOW  THAT’S  TRUE  DEMOCRACY !!!

www.motionOsis.com

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MEDIA MANIA……MAYDAY!…MAYDAY!

Freedom of speech or freedom of decay. Has the rot so permeated our society that we don’t know the difference between destruction and production?

How have we allowed JOURNALISTIC JUNK to rule our universe? Journalism once practiced truth allowing only facts that supported it. Today they voice the degradation of our society for the sake of ratings. PROOF? Negative has become our daily dose, positive has become our history.

Political rhetoric rages thru our networks as MEDIA JUNKIES thrive on mass chaos provoking riot! The ‘Great American Ripoff’ sucking billions of bucks $$$ raping our rights, preventing the fulfillment of human needs.

Is our  236 YR old USA so young it cannot learn from societies thousands of years old? How dare we allow ourselves as a nation to abuse one another breeding poverty, crime, corruption! Is HOPE as far as we get solving our problems?

Out here, not on the Hill, WE KNOW that there exists heroes among us. WE KNOW as ordinary people when we extend ourselves we can do extraordinary things. WE KNOW that next door or down the street our friends and neighbors are sick and tired of STINKING THINKING!

WAKE UP AMERICA, Hollywood is no longer in Beverly Hills California, it’s in Washington D.C.!

WAKE UP WASHINGTON, abolish parties and have one BIG PARTY ‘The American People’!

Reform the political process minus the media and go internet direct to ‘MainStreet USA.’

Banish obsolete voting methods using new technology for identity via thumbprints or eye photos.

Educate the youth w/mandatory subjects teaching a thinking of bringing opposing forces to common ground. Demonstrate the consequences of the do’s & don’ts in governing a country, a state, a city or town.

America, become the ‘Ambassadors’ of your country back to your country and when you stand beside your AMERICAN FLAG, you will know you took your country back.

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