*U P P E R S & D O W N E R S *
Gads……these ads got me all confused. First I’m given ‘Niagra’ and feel like I can swim up stream. Then I tried ‘SeeAlice’ and suddenly playing golf w/o clubs looked awfully good to me.
Oh but you haven’t seen anything yet. I take this ‘stick’ and rub it under my arm pits and low and behold I’m AIR BORNE! I guess they call it ‘Testostermost’ but wait I get this shot in the arm and ‘Mars’ doesn’t seem that far away because I’ve been STEROIDIZED!
But that’s nothing because after all that, I get EGM ‘Elephant Growth Morons’ or maybe it’s HGH ‘Human Growth Horrormones.’
Well now I’m embarrassed because everything on me seems bigger, stronger, and women love me because I can fly like Superman and climb like Spiderman.
I said ‘uppers & downers’ right…where’s the downers? No problem……I swim the English Channel, run up Mt Everest, fly to the moon and the women all know I’m gonna come back for more. These ‘Elephant Growth Morons’ or ‘Human Growth Horrormones’ always put me up today and down tomorrow.
But I’m happy cause I tripped out on ‘Egotizers’ and now it’s down town cause I’m ‘flaked out,’ ‘left out’, ‘put out’ and LIGHTS OUT!!!
Ha Ha Ha……my title is: GOTCHA
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