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*STORY 2* WHAT IS REAL? – “Earth Air Water And People”

STOP  now and  THINK……what is the one question either asked or thought about,  that’s on the minds of every individual in the world?

STARTING  with all issues that people in business,  education,  government,  politics,  religion,  all want to know is,  WHAT IS REAL? 

When a speaker delivers a message,  everybody is thinking,  IS HE REAL?   IS HIS MESSAGE REAL?   No matter what anyone says or does,  we all are wondering  WHAT IS REAL?  

Claims by celebrities,  marketers,  sales,  leaders,  teachers,  preachers,  relatives,  friends,  all may be respected authorities……BUT  still beg the question……WHAT IS REAL?  Throughout our lives and every waking moment, dialog or transaction demands to know……WHAT IS REAL?

If you were to analyze each situation or condition after all the facts were in and a conclusion made……secretly to yourself you would dare to ask……WHAT IS REAL?  So no matter what your reality is,  inevitably we are all thinking about and asking that most important question of our entire lives……WHAT IS REAL?

Out of all the chaos,  clutter,  saturation of information,  history,  fact finding,  opinion,  analysis,  we are still left with that maddening,  nagging insatiable haunt……the struggle to make sense of any given society and achieve our very own identity……where we must  ANSWER……WHAT  IS  REAL?

Real life stories are taken from professional research and field experiences in national & international TV/Radio media interviews, speaking engagements, consultations by LaneGene Company – Motionosis who accepts no liability for the content or for the consequences of any public action taken on the basis of the information provided.  ONLY first names and general locations from Main Street USA are given for confidentiality.

Author/Doc Gene      www.motionOsis.com

                       

People

*STORY 1* WHO SAYS? – “Earth Air Water And People”

*LOVE ? – *SPIRITUALITY ? – *HOPE ? – *LIFESTYLE ?

*LOVE SAYS:   “I’m the most important thing in your life,  how can you live without love.”

*SPIRITUALITY SAYS:  “If you don’t have spirituality your life is empty.  Spiritual reality is a must for happiness.”

*HOPE SAYS:  “If you don’t have hope,  you have nothing.  Hope for tomorrow is your key to survival.”

*MOTIVATION SAYS:  “You have to be motivated to reach your goals in life.  Motivation is the mind set that leads to becoming a winner and success.”

*LIFESTYLE SAYS:  “As you go through life your habits follow you.  Lifestyles can make or break your path toward objectives you desire.”

*LOVE SAYS:  “I’m more important because I am a stronger force in your life.”

*SPIRITUALITY SAYS:  “Your faith comes from the beliefs you have and so I’m more important.”

*HOPE SAYS:  “Just think why I’m more important than any of you.  Hope brings potential for positive thinking.”

*MOTIVATION SAYS:  “No way,  you’ve got to be motivated first or you won’t even try,  so I’m more important.”

*LIFESTYLE SAYS:  “Which ever road you take in life your  SOCIAL ADDICTIONS  will dictate your behavior in either USA’s  (Undesirable Social Addictions) or DSA’s (Desirable Social Addictions).  So I’ve GOTCHA  and come in first because you use me or abuse me,  effecting all else in your life.”

*SASA SAYS:  “There is NO CONTEST here,  you all need to work together.  Love, Spirituality, Hope, Motivation, Lifestyle,  are not by themselves the answer to winning life’s battles.  TOGETHER they form the most POWERFUL bond which can bring  PEACE, HARMONY,  JOY and FREEDOM in your life.”

Author/Doc Gene    www.motionOsis.com

 

Real life stories are taken from professional research and field experiences in national & international TV/Radio media interviews, speaking engagements, consultations by LaneGene Company – Motionosis who accepts no liability for the content or for the consequences of any public action taken on the basis of the information provided.  ONLY first names and general locations from MainStreet USA are given for confidentiality.

 

People

LAUGH LAB: “ITs And PITs – FITs And HITs”

REMEMBER ME ???  I’m the  ITs  (illness treaters)  who make the  PITs   (patients ill treated).  How could you forget me from the  WIA  (World Illness Association)  where we reign supreme!

You get  SICK  we treat the symptoms.  75% of you could have prevented all this because  FITs  (feet in training)  are  HITs  (health in training).

HOW ?  Just open the door, put one foot in front of the other and  WHAM  you’re cured because you’re having  FITs  which makes you a  HIT.  The aftermath from all this means DEATH of the  ITs  who cannot any longer make the  PITs !

Just imagine their stress and depression over the lack of  pill pushing and major surgeries.  Your absence of medical self care means……they’re  multi millionaires!  STOP  emptying your pockets and filling theirs !

NO……Wickipedia never heard of the word  MOTIONOSIS.  Only way to find out is to become a  “SASA KID”  and have  FUN  being seen and heard in the new  “SASA KIDS 8 To 108 Traveling TV Special.”

YES……”SASA FLASH”  is your ticket to saying  GOOD BY  to the  ITs & PITs  and  HELLO  to the FITs & HITs.

Come aboard this  global movement,  become official and  GRAB  that certificate which puts you in charge of your lifestyles which are life habits.  

Find  FUN  on end of 1st pg of website:  www.motionOsis.com   

People

LAUGH LAB: “Natural NO CUT Brain Surgery”

Today’s new invasive brain surgery using well known and respected technology has replaced an ancient procedure actually discovered in prehistoric times.  The  AhUghUm  group;  who at that time had no medical experience;  communicated by  grunts & snorts  while getting the job done.  Yet despite the lack of scientific validity and medical doctors during  2500 BC,  the art and science of non invasive  ‘Natural No Cut Brain Surgery’  was  BORN.

As ancient civilization grew into a more modern society,  education got into the act,  sophisticated medicine flourished and  ‘Natural No Cut Brain Surgery’  was  OUSTED.  Today millions do not……will not……or simply dismiss the value of it’s past breakthrough findings.

Now  with all the scientific proof,  brilliant minds,  geniuses,  technical advances,  leaders and teachers,  most of the general population fails to utilize this  ‘Natural No Cut Brain Surgery.’ 

I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING……WHAT’S THIS GUY SELLING……HOW  MUCH OF MY LIFE SAVINGS WILL IT COST ???

OK……here comes the most unbelievable answer to your questions.  Let’s take the cost.   Are you ready? 

IT’s  FREE…NO COST…NO $$$…NO CATCHES…NO CON!  And it works  100%  of the time, NO SIDE EFFECTS, NO REHAB.

Let me hear that again……you say you’re not buying?  So go ahead…read all the good books,  get an education,  talk with authorities,  become a walking encyclopedia,  listen to promoters and pay  $1000’s  for their expert advice.  NOTHING  over centuries has or will ever  CHANGE  the absolute effectiveness of  ‘Natural No Cut Brain Surgery.’

READY  OR  NOT……here’s the  ANSWER:  Just take that  HEADSET  atop your shoulders……plug it into a  QUIET PLACE……tune into that  GRAY MATTER……and  THINK !!!  

‘NATURAL NO CUT BRAIN SURGERY’  is……THINKING !!!  

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People

LAUGH LAB: ! Einstein Never Said This !

WHAT……you don’t speak  MARTIAN,  don’t understand  MOON TALK,  can’t translate  EARTH’S  prehistoric language to  WORMHOLE  dialect???

IS  time travel,  speed of light,  interstellar galactic space,  life & death,  all illusions and  MUMBO  JUMBO  to you?

GAD’S  we all need help and in a hurry!  Surely Mars and other planets in our solar system must have advance intelligence,  genius somehow,  beyond our present  ‘moronic…idiotic…psychotic  society.

WHAT  civilization would even think in such  NUMBNESS  that we are alone in this universe?  With all the countries in the world of different lingoes,  we can’t even agree within one language.

WHO  is going to be the teacher?  Why  MORGAN FREEMAN  of course!  Just take a look at those eyes,  you know he gets his answers from outer space.  Watch how fast he speeds back and forth in a flash between millions of yesterdays and tomorrows.

TODAY  you think you savvy what that  BABY BABBLE  is saying!  Think again it’s wondering what’s the matter with this earthling parent that doesn’t know what  INTERPLANETARY  TALK  is.  Animals are even smarter than we are,  they’re slowly disappearing into the cosmos.  AND  Morgan Freeman  is constantly reminding us that  100 Million yrs ago  we wouldn’t be having this conversation.  Just get a load of all those cave etchings and standup hairdos on the  HISTORY CHANNEL.  Doesn’t it make you wonder about what shape of head is on your next door neighbor?

WONDER  why the earth spins around the universe,  people go in circles,  civilization is moving faster,  time is flying,  people are multiplying,  pollution is spewing,  icebergs are melting,  ozone is thinning?……it’s making us all  CRAZY!  Somehow we  GOTTA  GET  OUTTA  HERE !!!

NOT  TO  WORRY……life and death may be one and the same.  A grain of sand from earth as knowledge may be a mere bloop on the radar screen.  So how do I know this?  Because I’ve gone down the  WORMHOLE…met  Morgan  on the way as we spoke:   STOP your psychosis…GET new neurosis…GO  motionOsis.  

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People

LAUGH LAB: “Bargain Basement Politics”

THE  PEOPLE  OF  THE  UNITED  STATES  HAVE  HERE  NOW  SPOKEN……GOOD BY  to those ‘Disneyland On The Potomac Puppets’  in their  $5000.  suits and pompous hairdos.  So long to their  ‘Good Ole Boys Network’  and closed door back room capers.  To those lobbyists and private interest groups,  you may start crawling back into your holes to never see daylight again.

HELLO  CONGRESS!  Any  (435)  of you who are wealthy will be taking the  $2.00  trip in all total  (2 terms @ 2 yrs each)  piling up a grand total of $4.00.

HELLO  SENATE!  Any  (100)  of you who are wealthy will be taking the  $2.00  trip in all total  (1 term @ 6 yrs)  amassing a grand total of $12.00.

Any Congress or Senate member who cannot afford to work in government,  a special  (living wage)  arrangement will be made.  Included specially for both are no benefits nor retirement pensions.  However should any of you choose to excel in producing results for your country……those wonders will be automatically given a sales bonus of  $10.  a yr.

MONOPOLIES  are against the law.  The Republican & Democratic  PARTIES  hold the largest  ILLEGAL  monopoly in the world and will be  ABOLISHED  by choosing the most  ABSURD  court.  All candidates will be determined by their non political and/or political track records via the internet.  Party Primaries now cease to exist…instead allowing popular vote where every vote counts.  Thus saving taxpayers millions of dollars of which can be credited toward paying off the national debt which all of you created in the first place.

OH……I forgot to tell you about the  PERKS  which are  CONSIDERABLE:

*Politicians will all  FLY on  MILITARY  craft rather than commercial 1st class.

*Congressional & Senatorial OFFICES  will be located in the  SLUMS.

*Citizens Committees you will  EMBRACE…who are made up of high school students, college grads, laborers, office workers and of course the unemployed who all will act as your  ASSISTANTS.  These dear souls will be subsisting on  living wage and benefits.

*All state districts will require  AVERAGE  CITIZENS;  including boy scouts & girl scouts;  to give you an  AGENDA… THEIRS not yours.

*The  HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE  has been  REMODELED  into a full scale  GYM  where you will rise early to faithfully  SWEAT  workouts 5x per week.

*HANKY  PANKY  of extra marital activity will be cause for immediate  DISMISSAL.

*Don’t forget how important  ENTERTAINMENT  is as yours will be  BINGO!

PROTECTION:  each member of Congress/Senate will be fitted with a  MONITOR  which gauges time worked,  committees and meetings attended and job performance.  Of course the National Guard will be both your security and policing army to keep you in line.

Those of you  LUCKILY  to be  VOTED  in will undergo psychological testing,  criminal back ground checks,  gender checks,  medical checkups and personal/professional track records  BEFORE  you are  SWORN  in by the most obnoxious comedian of the times.

!!!  NOW  THAT’S  TRUE  DEMOCRACY !!!

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People

LAUGH LAB: ‘TV Mania’!

IF  you really have a  DOWN  DAY  and feel unmotivated……just turn on the  TV  and watch some commercials.

‘Out of shape’  people appear……JUST  TAKE  SOME  TESTOSTERONE……blares across the screen and like them your  JUMPING  out of windows because now your  UP  longer than down.

You took the  WRONG  PILL…(Cialis  or  Viagra)  and how did you end up in that strange bedroom?  Suddenly you can  RUN  a nonstop world record just to find your way back home.  Bet you forgot to take your  ‘tranquilizer’  or  ‘sleeping pill’  instead.

WHAT TO DO……well just  CHANGE  the channel and  HEY  there’s a couple in their  70’s  covered with grease paint to look like their in their  30’s……but who cares that’s nothing!  Your  only thought is  DIVE OUT   that window  BUT  pointing right at you is a  GUN  with a terrorist on the other end of it!

WHAT TO DO……GRAB  your  ‘heart medicine’  and offer him some.  Quick……light up a  ‘marijuana cigarette’  and blow a  ‘smoke screen’  so you can crawl over your  ‘back brace ‘ and change the channel to football!

DON’T WORRY……the idiot on  TV  can’t see you as you wake up from any  ‘nightmares’  and find yourself on the  MOON  instead cause you fell short trying to escape to  MARS.  

OHHH……one thing I forgot to tell you……that knocking on your door right now is the  FBI  who monitored your phone calls & emails.  Big Brother also confiscated all your confessions on  social networks……meaning all of this constitutes  YOUR UNDER ARREST……and……you never left the house!!!

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People

LAUGH LAB: “Commentators Last Breath”

According to the  WIA  (World Illness Association),  most  MEDIA  commentators have shortness of breath,  with jaws that click like there on hinges,  rattling like storm shutters slamming in the wind from all the HOT AIR and each suffering from ID (identity crisis).

Because they are absolutely delighted with the sound of their own voices and impressed with OBC  (opinionated bull crap),  their dialog becomes owner of the air space.  Ratings go up while  FACTO  goes down.  Of course they well know this is happening because their  MOTOR MOUTHS  have formed the organization  SLO (self love organization)  which originates from the  EAS  (echo admiration society). 

Now when they look into the mirror……I mean camera…they see  B&B  (beauty & the beast).  They think they’re beauty and we the public are the beast.  After the greatest show on earth,  they go to the PMR  (phony makeup room)  and put their arm around their waist.  And if they get fresh with themselves they slap their face.

Finally they go home and take their medication from the WIA,  a pill to form a more perfect union between the  ‘liberal & conservative psychotics.’ 

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People

POOH ON POLITICS!

LABELS…labels…labels……CONSERVATIVE……LIBERAL……once you are daring enough to look up the definitions in the dictionary, you will wonder how political parties have seized ownership of these non political words.

As Americans aren’t we first human beings who live and love along with the rest of humankind?  How is it that our lives are so defined through labels.  Consequences from this are dividing ‘Main Street USA’  who allow careless and thoughtless acts of tagging.  We’ve traded in breathing, thinking, feeling souls who work and strive for unity……for ROBOTS!

EASY  means giving up and giving in to a society which supports those “Disneyland on the Potomac Puppets”  wearing their $5000. suits and pompous hairdo’s.  Pushing the button and letting the poison flow freely from  MOTOR MOUTHS  bickering, battling and dumping on us tax payers paying the bill.

STOP the overcast of  POLITICAL POLLUTION  by turning on and listening only to the voices who integrate not separate.  Americans must be BOLD in their stance to override their country’s own dictatorship.  Stand with the rest of the world to remind negative dictators that we all live on a planet spinning in space where any intergalactic catastrophe could occur and we’d all be gone.

SAY labels be GONE……negatives be GONE……CHARGE UP  with  POSITIVES!

CELEBRATE  with a great new world for each and every ……YOU & ME !!!

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People

‘AMERICA’

A great country is only as great as we make it and being only  ‘237 yrs old’  we’re just beginning. 

Now add on all the experience we’ve had and there’s  NOTHING  that  CAN STOP US  from being  GREATER  THAN   we’ve ever been  BEFORE!   This is the ESSENCE of AMERICA.

Author/Lane            www.motionOsis.com