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LAUGH LAB – Politicians To MARS !!!

NASA  now  ANNOUNCES  the  NEW  GROUP  to  train  for  MARS  immediately!

These  candidates  will  no  longer  need  pompous  hairdos,   parties,  $5000.  suits  and  will  save  the taxpayers  from  being ripped  off  from  their   perks.

Training  will  begin  ASAP  and  last  7 yrs  which  will  give  every  unwilling  participant  plenty  of  time  to  adjust  because  their  participation  is  mandatory.

Balance  is  no  problem  as  they  are  ideal  for  the  task  at  hand  already  being  mentally  imbalanced.

Since  there  will  be  no  showers  for  months  they  can  seize  the  opportunity  of  smelling  their  own  stench  of  which  the  American  People  no  longer  will  have  to  endure.

Food  is  served  in  varieties  of  tasty  mush  but  that’s  no  problem  because  they’re  masters  at  hallucinating  their  self  serving  agendas  which  is  a  never  ending  plate  full.

Once  they  launch  on  this  long  trip  to  Mars,  they  will  have  plenty  of  time  to  bicker,  out  manipulate  one  another,   fight  for  their  selfish  rights  and  tolerate  the  hot  air  they  will  be  blowing  off.

Recreation  will  be  easy  for  them  as  a  good  time  would  be  keeping  an  eye  on  that  oxygen  mask,  even  that  body  suit,  just  in  case  any  opposing  party  decided  to  disagree  and  it’s  SPACE  WALK  TIME !!!

Arrival  and  landing  has  got  to  be  the  mostest  to  be  looking  forward  to.  Once  outside  not  a  peep  out  of  anyone,  for  just  one  outspoken  breath  of  political  jargon  without  a  spacesuit  and  that  politician  is  BYE  BYE !!!

Survival  will  be  the  most  fun  as  both  parties  will  have  to  scratch  and  dig  to  find  a  way  to  live  together.  When  they  build  their  huts,  just  think  how  their  different  territories  will  look  hanging  on  shingles:  Republican……Democrat……Independents…etc!

WHOOPS!  Guess  folks  back  on  EARTH  know  the  rest  of  the  story,  “They’re  gonna  start  that  same  scenario  all  over  again.  BUT  the  best  part  is  they  are  up  there  and  we  are  down  here!!!




LAUGH LAB: ! Einstein Never Said This !

WHAT……you don’t speak  MARTIAN,  don’t understand  MOON TALK,  can’t translate  EARTH’S  prehistoric language to  WORMHOLE  dialect???

IS  time travel,  speed of light,  interstellar galactic space,  life & death,  all illusions and  MUMBO  JUMBO  to you?

GAD’S  we all need help and in a hurry!  Surely Mars and other planets in our solar system must have advance intelligence,  genius somehow,  beyond our present  ‘moronic…idiotic…psychotic  society.

WHAT  civilization would even think in such  NUMBNESS  that we are alone in this universe?  With all the countries in the world of different lingoes,  we can’t even agree within one language.

WHO  is going to be the teacher?  Why  MORGAN FREEMAN  of course!  Just take a look at those eyes,  you know he gets his answers from outer space.  Watch how fast he speeds back and forth in a flash between millions of yesterdays and tomorrows.

TODAY  you think you savvy what that  BABY BABBLE  is saying!  Think again it’s wondering what’s the matter with this earthling parent that doesn’t know what  INTERPLANETARY  TALK  is.  Animals are even smarter than we are,  they’re slowly disappearing into the cosmos.  AND  Morgan Freeman  is constantly reminding us that  100 Million yrs ago  we wouldn’t be having this conversation.  Just get a load of all those cave etchings and standup hairdos on the  HISTORY CHANNEL.  Doesn’t it make you wonder about what shape of head is on your next door neighbor?

WONDER  why the earth spins around the universe,  people go in circles,  civilization is moving faster,  time is flying,  people are multiplying,  pollution is spewing,  icebergs are melting,  ozone is thinning?……it’s making us all  CRAZY!  Somehow we  GOTTA  GET  OUTTA  HERE !!!

NOT  TO  WORRY……life and death may be one and the same.  A grain of sand from earth as knowledge may be a mere bloop on the radar screen.  So how do I know this?  Because I’ve gone down the  WORMHOLE…met  Morgan  on the way as we spoke:   STOP your psychosis…GET new neurosis…GO  motionOsis.