All posts by Gene Smith

LAUGH LAB: The $100 BILLION DOLLAR QUESTION?

March 9, 2014 Gene Smith

A strange group claim a world record of earnings of over $100 Billion. Nobody knows the name of their company, who their board or CEO is.

Most of the people in the group have only a grammar school education. For some unknown reason they don’t marry.

They pay no income tax, even though they live in the USA. Somehow they have managed to avoid all operating costs and their expenses are funded by mysterious sources who look the other way, never revealing who they are.

A government investigation has ruled out extraterrestrial intervention.

Despite these facts; this wild and disorganized defiance of all business standards in buying up products, paying no rents or property taxes; none have broken the law.

Attorneys, university professors continue to research the matter. There have been no arrests, criminal charges filed nor deportation orders from the attorney general’s office. Even presidents of the United States have simply turned the other cheek and never submitted any formal charges to the Supreme Court.

Yet these groups operating in every state continue to spend, buy expensive goods and slip by all authorities. Even more bazzar is the fact these slick operators are getting help from someone. Could it be they’re being financed by some other country, planet or secret fund from another century?

What makes this absolutely mind boggling is nobody seems to be alarmed, angry or even concerned. The U.S. $100 Billion buying power doesn’t seem to bother the World Bank.

Does such a similar organization exist in other countries? The answer will astound you! YES, believe it or not, every other country in the world has a system like this with virtually no reporting taxation and year after year these funds are replenished.

WELL……if you haven’t caught on to this crazy scenario……the answer is………… KIDS!!!

In the USA kids get allowances totaling over $6 Billion per year with $24 Billion purchasing power and another $70 Billion spent where they influence their parents to spend on “I WANT”!!!

It’s all wonderfully legal and…………I GOTCHA !!!

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Animals

LAUGH LAB: ‘COMMENTATORS LAST BREATH’

March 8, 2014 Gene Smith

According to the WIA (World Illness Association), most MEDIA commentators have shortness of breath, with jaws that click like they’re on hinges, rattling like storm shutters slamming in the wind from all the HOT AIR and each suffering from ID (identity crisis).

Because they are absolutely delighted with the sound of their own voices and impressed with OBC (opinionated bull crap), their DIALOG becomes owner of the air space. Ratings go up while FACTO goes down. Of course they well know this is happening because their MOTOR MOUTHS have formed the organization SLO (self love organization) which originates from the EAS (echo admiration society).

Now when they look into the mirror……(I mean camera)…they see B&B (beauty & the beast). They think they’re beauty and we the public are the beast. After the (greatest show on earth) they go to the PMR (phony makeup room) and put their arms around their waist. And if they get fresh with themselves…they slap their face.

Finally they go home and take their medication from the WIA, a (pill) to form a more perfect union between the ‘Liberal & Conservative psychotics.’

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People

LAUGH LAB: ! EINSTEIN NEVER SAID THIS !

March 6, 2014 Gene Smith

WHAT……you don’t speak MARTIAN, don’t understand MOON TALK, can’t translate EARTH’s prehistoric language to WORMHOLE dialect?

Is time travel, speed of light, interstellar galactic space, life & death, all illusions and MUMBO JUMBO to you?

GAD’s we all need help and in a hurry! Surely MARS and other planets in our solar system must have advance intelligence, genius somehow, beyond our present ‘moronic…idiotic…psychotic society.

WHAT civilization would even think in such ‘numbness’ that we are alone in this universe. With all the countries in the world of different lingoes, we can’t even agree within one language.

WHO is going to be the teacher? Why MORGAN FREEMAN of course! Just take a look at those eyes, you know he gets his answers from outer space. Watch how fast he speeds back and forth in a flash between millions of yesterdays and tomorrows.

TODAY you think you savvy what that BABY BABBLE is saying! Think again, it’s wondering what’s the matter with this earthling parent that doesn’t know what INTERPLANETARY TALK is. Animals are even smarter than we are, they’re slowly disappearing into the cosmos. AND Morgan Freeman is constantly reminding us that 100 Million years ago we wouldn’t be having this conversation. Just get a load of all those cave etchings and standup hairdos on the HISTORY CHANNEL. Doesn’t it make you wonder about what shape of head is on your next door neighbor?

WONDER why the earth spins around the universe, people go in circles, civilization is moving faster, time is flying, people are multiplying, pollution is spewing, icebergs are melting, ozone is thinning???……it’s making us all CRAZY! Somehow we GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

NOT TO WORRY……life and death may be one and the same. A grain of sand from earth as knowledge may be a mere bloop on the radar screen. so how do I know this? Because I’ve gone down the WORMHOLE……met Morgan on the way as we spoke:

STOP your psychosis……GET new neurosis……GO motionOsis.

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People

LAUGH LAB: ‘CONGRESS’……The Real Academy Awards!

March 3, 2014 Gene Smith

AND……the winner is??? Those political ‘Disneyland on the Potomac Puppets’ with their $5000. suits, face lifts, bouffant hairdos and motor mouths.

The stage is set, lights…action…camera and undying intellectual dialog. The look good, sound good, soap opera drama is so captivating, so entertaining that millions of Americans are hooked again.

The game plays out salaries $182,000+, benefits, pensions, superior health care while WE THE PEOPLE pay the bill. Public servants you say? Open door policy? Transparency? NONE exists and STRIKE 3 YOUR OUT!!! But whose out……WE ARE! We pay, they lay……down on the job that is.

AND the answer is……all public servants hereby undergo the MMPI Psychological Test. Shorten careers to ONE term. Slash salaries to the minimum wage. Reward efforts by points for perks. Swear in to unselfishly serve the people, swear out what could and couldn’t be done.

In other words folks, we gotta STOP their psychosis…START new neurosis…GO motionOsis.

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People

LAUGH LAB: I Wanna My Marijuana !!!

March 2, 2014 Gene Smith

“I wanna my marijuana legal or illegal.” The name of this game is dependency. Thousands of ‘social addictions’ surround any drug.

Don’t be a SAP caught taking a NAP……you’re in a TRAP! The choice is yours, either MD’s (medical docs) or DD’s (drug dealers).

Go ahead……graduate to harder drugs and join 28.5 million BRAIN DRAINED Americans age 12+. Still in DENIAL……so was seat belts, alcohol and smoking.

Wanna get off the HOOK, only those with debilitating diseases. SOLUTION: “Addiction Is Not A Problem, It’s A Process.” Use it or abuse it.

Meet “SASA” and get your QUICK FIX with “SASA FLASH.”

STOP your psychosis, START new neurosis, GO motionOsis.

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People

STORY 7 ! POOH ON POLITICS ! – “Earth Air Water And People”

October 12, 2013 Gene Smith

*LABELS…LABELS…LABELS……CONSERVATIVE……LIBERAL……once you are daring enough to look up the definition in the dictionary, you will wonder how political parties have seized ownership of these non political words.

As Americans aren’t we first human beings who live and love along with the rest of humankind? How is it that our lives are so defined through labels. CONSEQUENCES from this are dividing ‘Main Street USA’ who allow careless and thoughtless acts of tagging. We’ve traded in breathing, thinking, feeling souls who work and strive for unity for ROBOTS!

EASY means giving up and giving in to a society which supports those “Disneyland On The Potomac Puppets” wearing their $5000. suits and pompous hairdo’s. PUSHING the button and letting the POISON flow freely from MOTOR MOUTHS bickering, battling and dumping on us tax payers paying the bill.

STOP the overcast of POLITICAL POLLUTION by turning on and listening only to the voices who INTEGRATE not separate. Americans must be BOLD in their STANCE to override their country’s own dictatorship. Stand with the rest of the world to remind negative dictators that we all live on a planet spinning in space where any intergalactic catastrophe could occur and we’d all be gone.

SAY LABELS be GONE…..NEGATIVES be GONE……CHARGE UP with POSITIVES!

CELEBRATE with a great new world for each and every……YOU & ME !!!

Author/Doc Gene www.motionOsis.com

Real life stories are taken from professional research and field experiences in national & international TV/Radio media interviews, speaking engagements, consultations by LaneGene Company – Motionosis who accepts no liability for the content or for the consequences of any public action taken on the basis of the information provided. ONLY first names and general locations from MainStreet USA are given for confidentiality.

People

STORY 5 !!! GOV’T SHUTDOWN – DEFAULT – MELT DOWN !!! – “Earth Air Water And People”

September 30, 2013 Gene Smith

LET’S TAKE A STAND and UNDERSTAND:

We are the leaders of the FREE WORLD, what’s our image? The richest country in the world! What kind of ROLE MODEL are we when we can’t get our own financial act together.

It’s not WHOSE to blame for the bad economy nor WHY…it’s WHAT we can do about it and HOW! WHAT is an ACTION word, WHO is the BLAME GAME. Asking ‘Who or Why’ will spin your wheels forever because it never will be answered.

I’m confronting what would be called political suicide because we cannot sit on the side lines and let it continue to KILL! Take a look…we’ve got psychotics in Washington wearing pompous hairdos and $5000. suits, performing delusions of grandeur in an insane drama that could win an OSCAR!

What we have here is internal political TERRORISM! A literal civil war between political parties, blatant negativism, verbal conflicts, personality assassination, waste-fraud-corruption in a circus atmosphere, all costing tax payers BILLIONS OF $$$!

As citizens we’re not privy to all those secret sessions behind closed doors, deserving of the LABEL “The Good Ole Boys Network” with their agenda instead of MainStreet USA.

Last time I looked, MONOPOLIES were against federal law. Yet Democratic & Republican Parties keep pushing the labels: (Liberal – Conservative – Moderate – Right Wing – Left Wing) which manipulates the real meaning of politics. This TREASON & BETRAYAL must not be allowed! Now add to this mixture our electronic world spewing massive amounts of information that saturates our lives whether TRUE or FALSE, where media reports mostly negative.

HOW are parents, kids, families to SURVIVE? Let’s identify that we have a dangerous problem of a possible MELT DOWN. Understand that PROBLEMS are CONDITIONS and made to be solved which means finding a SOLUTION.

Let’s use REASON. Despite the worst bad ass politics, these ‘Disneyland On The Potomac Puppets’ protecting their manicured image do not want the blame because they want to get re-elected. Their selfish motives will motivate their actions. THINK it out, there will NOT be a (melt down, gov’t shut down or default).

LONGSHOT SOLUTIONS:

1. A $20 Trillion lawsuit against all former and present federally elected.

2. Recall of all 435 U.S.House of Representatives (Democrat/Republican).

3. All candidates must serve their constituents in their district and determine what issues the people decide need to be addressed.

4. Establish a bipartisan committee to examine all candidates on their promised agenda of citizens in their district.

5. If on the recommendations of the bipartisan committee (ordinary citizens) find irregularities, false statements or lacking issues from MainStreet USA agenda, a mandate to the supreme court will make judgment and file claim against those violators. A court order will be issued for a recall vote.

6. Each Congressman, Senator, President & Vice President will be held accountable and if they fail to protect citizen rights, they will have serious penalty deductions from their pay checks and be subjected to juvenile court disposition.

ACTION……Raise your right hand and repeat after me: “This is serious and we are MAD AS HELL & WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE”!!!

TUNE IN to ‘Doc Gene’ on (You Tube) weekly & hear WHAT & HOW not (who & why) on current issues, their options & consequences.

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People

STORY 4 ! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE – NOT FROM YOUR LIFE ! – “Earth Air Water And People”

September 26, 2013 Gene Smith

THE YEAR WAS 1968 WHERE I WAS TO MEET A SPECIAL GUY NAMED ‘LARRY’ IN SAN FRANCISCO.

I was in my 40’s, 205 lbs, with a 42″ waist. While waiting in the lobby, an elder scurried up and escorted me to an elevator. He said: “Just push that button for the 17th floor” as he ran toward the stairwell. We met at the 17th floor about the same time leaving me flabbergasted……HE WAS 80 YRS OLD!

Into an office we went and there was LARRY. In a gruff voice the first words out of his mouth were: “You look broken down, you need to get moving or you’ll fall apart!” I looked at this trim and well developed 130 lb man with a 28″ waist, who had a full time job as a Matre D’ at the St. Francis Hotel, road his bike to and from work and jogged 5 miles per day. LARRY LOUIS WAS 105 YRS YOUNG. On his 108th birthday, he ran 17 miles just to celebrate. I stared in amazement at this remarkable man who had a sense of humor with a twinkle in his eye.

SHAME over my appearance and unsightly condition, started me running up and down the hills of San Francisco. One year later I went from 205 lbs & a 42″ waist down to 150 lbs & a 30″ waist.

Indeed this began our careers (my wife & I) logging in RUNNING-CYCLING over 1/2 million miles. Later MOTION became the therapeutic key in the design and implementation of our successful clinical work in civilian/government hospitals nationwide. Our professional clinic specialized in “TNT” – Training Not Treatment” of client/patients suffering from substance abuse and the emotionally disturbed. “A Physiological Approach To Psychological Problems” was and still is the FIRST OF ITS KIND which realized a 97% success rate.

Today we still can hear LARRY’S LAMENT: “Run for your life, not from your life.” Little did he know the powerful impact and influence he had causing Lane & Gene, professional husband & wife team who say: “Ready or not, you’ll run the marathon of life.”

TRIBUTE to Larry Lewis graces our book: “Mind Matter Motion” which has stood the test of time yet way ahead of its time. WHY NOT MASTER YOUR MOTION, See 5th Pg, www.motionOsis.com

Author/Doc Gene

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People

STORY 3 ‘A STRAW BROOM, A BOY, A BLIND FATHER’ – “Earth Air Water And People”

September 22, 2013 Gene Smith

The year 1935 during the ‘ Great Depression’ there was no food for the Smith family which would be for many days.

This son of a blind man was barely old enough to go to school let alone roam the streets in search of bread. Door to door he would go in ragged clothes, holes in his shoes and hope in his heart. At just 6 yrs old, he had to be a man.

He would knock on the door and say: “Hi, I’m Gene, my dad is blind and I am……” the door would slam with the sounds: “Not today son, no handouts, why don’t you go down to the Salvation Army or something!” Yelling back the boy said: “But Sir, I”m not asking for a handout, I’m selling brooms to help put food on the table, my dad says they last longer and sweep cleaner.” The door opened and the man said: “Is that so, show me and sweep the dirt off this porch.” The boy did and the man said: “Good job, I’ll take one.”

Many houses later doors slammed in his face, dogs chased him away while others would laugh but he kept knocking & talking because he knew his 4 yr old sister and 2 yr old brother had not eaten yet that day.

At last one man came to the door and the boy started his plea but was loudly interrupted. The man said: “Yes, I know your father, he tuned my piano, these brooms are made in a factory by the blind, I’ll take 2.” Won’t you come in and have a sandwich with milk?” The tired boy said: “I gotta get back home so my family can eat.” The man wrapped up food and milk, giving it to the boy who hugged the package thankfully and home he went.

At the end of the day, his blind father had tuned pianos, the son had sold 3 brooms and his mother said: “Son, someday you’re going to be famous and right now you are our man.”

Many years went by, some were good and some were bad but this little boy was a fighter who never gave up. Age 16 he lied about his age and joined the U.S.Navy where he was trained as a boxer with a record of (21-1). Then in to the ‘College of Music’ and onto Broadway as a discovery because of his voice. Following this came a family of his own.

Later after years of higher education, a professional in the health care industry, he entered into the political arena. And then one day in the very same town, on that very same street where he was raised, he campaigned for President of The United States. And again much later ran for the United States Congress.

“WHY NOT……after all I was a business man during the ‘Great Depression’ at age 6. I don’t think I’ll ever forget how the ‘straw broom’ helped save our family from hunger. During my long shot run as an officially declared presidential candidate, I spent my 18 mo’s and 20 hr days criss crossing this country, hitting all the issues on television and radio, telling my story……the AMERICAN STORY. I believe the reason for my successes was my DAD & MOM and the STRAW BROOM.”

I AM DOC GENE SMITH & I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. “Why Didn’t Mr. Smith Ever Go To Washington”?

Author/Doc Gene

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