WHAT……you don’t speak MARTIAN,  don’t understand MOON TALK,  can’t translate EARTH’s prehistoric language to WORMHOLE dialect?

Is time travel,  speed of light,  interstellar galactic space,  life & death,  all illusions and MUMBO JUMBO to you?

GAD’s  we all need help and in a hurry!  Surely MARS and other planets in our solar system must have advance intelligence,  genius somehow,  beyond our present ‘moronic…idiotic…psychotic society.

WHAT civilization would even think in such ‘numbness’ that we are alone in this universe.  With all the countries in the world of different lingoes,  we can’t even agree within one language.

WHO is going to be the teacher?  Why  MORGAN FREEMAN  of course!  Just take a look at those eyes,  you know he gets his answers from outer space.  Watch how fast he speeds back and forth in a flash between millions of yesterdays and tomorrows.

TODAY  you think you savvy what that  BABY BABBLE is saying!  Think again, it’s wondering what’s the matter with this earthling parent that doesn’t know what INTERPLANETARY TALK is.  Animals are even smarter than we are,  they’re slowly disappearing into the cosmos.  AND Morgan Freeman is  constantly reminding us that  100 Million years ago  we wouldn’t be having this conversation.  Just get a load of all those cave etchings and standup hairdos on the  HISTORY CHANNEL.  Doesn’t it make you wonder about what shape of head is on your next door neighbor?

WONDER why the earth spins around the universe,  people go in circles,  civilization is moving faster,  time is flying,  people are multiplying,  pollution is spewing,  icebergs are melting,  ozone is thinning???……it’s making us all  CRAZY!  Somehow we  GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

NOT TO WORRY……life and death may be one and the same.  A grain of sand from earth as knowledge may be a mere bloop on the radar screen.  so how do I know this?  Because I’ve gone down the WORMHOLE……met  Morgan  on the way as we spoke:

STOP your psychosis……GET new neurosis……GO motionOsis.

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