Monthly Archives: March 2014

People

*DEATH AND DYING*

******KINDNESS  FOR  THE  HURTING******

The agony felt from the LOSS of someone you LOVE…is like your heart is frozen in your chest…, you barely can breathe…the pain cuts deep into your belly as your mind wanders aimlessly in a chilling wasteland.

CONVERSATION to a person who is GRIEVING or terminally ill can be devastating and even debilitating.  NEVER…NEVER say the words I’M SORRY as this is the most DESTRUCTIVE sound you can make.  To utter these CRIPPLING words intensifies their pain and smothers them in HELPLESSNESS.

Your PRESENCE alone speaks loudly.  Your TOUCH to their hand or arm speaks gently.  Words are not necessary but LISTENING is vital.  SHARE in their moment…not yours and for the first time feel what it is like to JUST BE…by quietly being there.

Author/Elaine Neihardt Smith            www.motionOsis.com

People

LAUGH LAB: ‘Recreational Marijuana In America’

I woke up this AM and I was so excited about life.  My ups and downs in the medicine cabinet are so obsolete,  they can now be thrown out.

As I look out over the beautiful landscape covered with trees,  flowering meadows,  flowing green grass,  a massive feeling of calm overcomes me.  The wind blows through my hair as I walk through paths of plants screaming greenery from their compelling odor.

To think that only yesterday I was stressed,  frustrated and didn’t know who I really was.  But today as I puff on my pipe,  all is well and I’m in a world where I don’t have to be concerned about most anything anymore.

I get in my car and drive thru town to get on the freeway where I notice how relaxed I am.  No worry about cars speeding,  cutting me off and danger doesn’t seem to faze me.

WOW……what a world of carefree living with not a hint of trouble.  WHOOPS……I almost missed that turn off……but no problem,  I’ll just cut over,  run up on the curve and get right back on the off ramp and just miss this car in front of me.  Hmmm,  I ran a red light and didn’t even hit anybody.  This marijuana is actually protecting me,  I’ve found a new way to live!!!

I park the car, go into the store and realize I forgot what I was there for to buy.  Not a problem,  the clerk helped me get some booze,  candy and gum.

Going back home I’m noticing lots of cars coming towards me.  How could this be?  Oh OK,  no problem……I’ll just make a U-turn in the middle of the freeway,  rather lucky didn’t hit anybody and I’m finally on my way back home.

WHOOPS……suddenly some car has cut in front of me,  happening so fast I can’t avoid this CRASH!!!……Still it could have been worse,  no one is hurt and we both have insurance. 

Now that I’m home I realize what I had forgotten,  my wife’s heart medicine.  All these things happened and where did the time go?  It was not a bad day,  just some close calls and a minor accident. 

Had to grab some more puffs as I lit up my pipe.  Like magic,  PEACE  was all over me.  Guess my homework will have to wait as I’m falling asleep in front of TV.  Some how I don’t really care,  I’ve found this friend and I am feeling okay.

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People

LAUGH LAB: *The $100 BILLION DOLLAR QUESTION?*

A strange group claim a world record of earnings of over  $100 Billion.  Nobody knows the name of their company,  who their board or CEO is.

Most of the people in the group have only a grammar school education.  For some unknown reason they don’t marry.

They pay no income tax,  even though they live in the USA.  Somehow they have managed to avoid all operating costs and their expenses are funded by mysterious sources who look the other way, never revealing who they are.

A government investigation has ruled out extraterrestrial intervention.

Despite these facts; this wild and disorganized defiance of all business standards in buying up products, paying no rents or property taxes; none have broken the law.

Attorneys,  university professors continue to research the matter.  There have been no arrests,  criminal charges filed nor deportation orders from the attorney general’s office.  Even presidents of the United States have simply turned the other cheek and never submitted any formal charges to the Supreme Court.

Yet these groups operating in every state continue to spend,  buy expensive goods and slip by all authorities.  Even more bazzar is the fact these slick operators are getting help from someone. Could it be they’re being financed by some other country,  planet or secret fund from another century? 

What makes this absolutely mind boggling is nobody seems to be alarmed,  angry or even concerned.  The U.S. $100 Billion  buying power doesn’t seem to bother the World Bank.

Does such a similar organization exist in other countries?  The answer will astound you!  YES,  believe it or not, every other country in the world has a system like this with virtually no reporting taxation and year after year these funds are replenished.

WELL……if you haven’t caught on to this crazy scenario……the answer is………… KIDS!!!

In the USA kids get allowances totaling over $6 Billion per year with $24 Billion purchasing power and another $70 Billion spent where they influence their parents to spend on “I WANT”!!!

It’s all wonderfully legal and…………I GOTCHA !!!

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Animals

LAUGH LAB: ‘COMMENTATORS LAST BREATH’

According to the WIA (World Illness Association), most MEDIA commentators have shortness of breath,  with jaws that click like they’re on hinges,  rattling like storm shutters slamming in the wind from all the HOT AIR and each suffering from ID (identity crisis).

Because they are absolutely delighted with the sound of their own voices and impressed with OBC (opinionated bull crap),  their DIALOG becomes owner of the air space.  Ratings go up while FACTO  goes down. Of course they well know this is happening because their MOTOR MOUTHS have formed the organization SLO (self love organization) which originates from the EAS (echo admiration society).

Now when they look into the mirror……(I mean camera)…they see B&B (beauty & the beast).  They think they’re beauty and we the public are the beast.  After the (greatest show on earth) they go to the PMR (phony makeup room) and put their arms around their waist.  And if they get fresh with themselves…they slap their face.

Finally they go home and take their medication from the WIA, a (pill)  to form a more perfect union between the ‘Liberal & Conservative psychotics.’

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People

LAUGH LAB: ! EINSTEIN NEVER SAID THIS !

WHAT……you don’t speak MARTIAN,  don’t understand MOON TALK,  can’t translate EARTH’s prehistoric language to WORMHOLE dialect?

Is time travel,  speed of light,  interstellar galactic space,  life & death,  all illusions and MUMBO JUMBO to you?

GAD’s  we all need help and in a hurry!  Surely MARS and other planets in our solar system must have advance intelligence,  genius somehow,  beyond our present ‘moronic…idiotic…psychotic society.

WHAT civilization would even think in such ‘numbness’ that we are alone in this universe.  With all the countries in the world of different lingoes,  we can’t even agree within one language.

WHO is going to be the teacher?  Why  MORGAN FREEMAN  of course!  Just take a look at those eyes,  you know he gets his answers from outer space.  Watch how fast he speeds back and forth in a flash between millions of yesterdays and tomorrows.

TODAY  you think you savvy what that  BABY BABBLE is saying!  Think again, it’s wondering what’s the matter with this earthling parent that doesn’t know what INTERPLANETARY TALK is.  Animals are even smarter than we are,  they’re slowly disappearing into the cosmos.  AND Morgan Freeman is  constantly reminding us that  100 Million years ago  we wouldn’t be having this conversation.  Just get a load of all those cave etchings and standup hairdos on the  HISTORY CHANNEL.  Doesn’t it make you wonder about what shape of head is on your next door neighbor?

WONDER why the earth spins around the universe,  people go in circles,  civilization is moving faster,  time is flying,  people are multiplying,  pollution is spewing,  icebergs are melting,  ozone is thinning???……it’s making us all  CRAZY!  Somehow we  GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

NOT TO WORRY……life and death may be one and the same.  A grain of sand from earth as knowledge may be a mere bloop on the radar screen.  so how do I know this?  Because I’ve gone down the WORMHOLE……met  Morgan  on the way as we spoke:

STOP your psychosis……GET new neurosis……GO motionOsis.

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People

LAUGH LAB: ‘TV MANIA’ !!!

IF you really have a DOWN DAY and feel unmotivated……just turn on the TV and watch some commercials.

‘Out of shape’  people appear……JUST  TAKE  SOME  TESTOSTERONE……blares across the screen and like them you’re JUMPING out of windows because now your UP longer than you’re down.

You took the WRONG PILL…(Cialis or Viagra) and how did you end up in that strange bedroom?  Suddenly you can RUN a nonstop world record just to find your way back home.  Bet you forgot to take your ‘tranquilizer’ or ‘sleeping pill’  instead.

WHAT TO DO……well just CHANGE the channel and HEY there’s a couple in their 70’s covered with grease paint to look like they’re in their 30’s……but who cares that’s nothing!  Your only thought is  DIVE OUT  that window  BUT  pointing right at you is a  GUN  with a ‘terrorist’ on the other end of it!  

WHAT TO DO……GRAB your ‘heart medicine’ and offer him some.  QUICK……light up a ‘marijuana cigarette’ and blow a ‘smoke screen’  so you can crawl over your ‘back brace’ and change the channel to football!

DON’T WORRY……the idiot on TV can’t see you as you wake up from any ‘nightmares’ and find yourself on the MOON instead cause you fell short trying to escape to MARS.

OHHH……one thing I forgot to tell you……that knocking on your door right now is the FBI who monitored your phone calls & emails.  BIG BROTHER also confiscated all your confessions on social networks……meaning all of this constitutes…YOU’RE UNDER ARREST……and you never left the house???

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People

LAUGH LAB: ‘CONGRESS’……The Real Academy Awards!

AND……the winner is???   Those political  ‘Disneyland on the Potomac Puppets’  with their $5000. suits,  face lifts,  bouffant hairdos  and motor mouths.

The stage is set,  lights…action…camera  and undying intellectual dialog.  The look good,  sound good,  soap opera drama is so captivating,  so entertaining that millions of Americans are hooked again.

The game plays out salaries $182,000+,  benefits,  pensions,  superior health care while WE THE PEOPLE  pay the bill.  Public servants you say?  Open door policy?  Transparency?  NONE exists and STRIKE 3 YOUR OUT!!!  But whose out……WE ARE!  We pay,  they lay……down on the job that is.

AND the answer is……all public servants hereby undergo the  MMPI Psychological Test.  Shorten careers to ONE term.  Slash salaries to the minimum wage.  Reward efforts by points for perks. Swear in to unselfishly serve the people,  swear out what could and couldn’t be done.

In other words folks,  we gotta  STOP their psychosis…START new neurosis…GO motionOsis.

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People

LAUGH LAB: I Wanna My Marijuana !!!

“I wanna my marijuana legal or illegal.”  The name of this game is dependency. Thousands of ‘social addictions’  surround any drug.

Don’t be a SAP caught taking a NAP……you’re in a TRAP!  The choice is yours,  either MD’s (medical docs) or DD’s (drug dealers).

Go ahead……graduate to harder drugs and join 28.5 million BRAIN DRAINED Americans age 12+.  Still in DENIAL……so was seat belts,  alcohol and smoking.

Wanna get off the HOOK,  only those with debilitating diseases.  SOLUTION:  “Addiction Is Not A Problem,  It’s A Process.”  Use it or abuse it.

Meet “SASA” and get your QUICK FIX with “SASA FLASH.”

STOP your psychosis,  START new neurosis,  GO motionOsis.

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