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People

‘WHO or WHY’ versus ‘WHAT and HOW’ !

IF you follow the blame game  you will forever frustrate,  stress and block your own path to excellence.  The WHO is to blame and  WHY  may never be answered.

You are joining millions of others who listen to the  motor mouth media,  news casters,  commentators,  who slant the news out of context with opinionated twisted dialog and propaganda.  93%  negative makes for higher ratings and BIG BUCKS!

Further accommodating the news are the  politicians who hold America hostage via their illegal monopoly called  republican & democrat  who are infamous for their distortion of the facts merely to fit their own agendas.

What does all this leave?  7% positive about  ‘Ma & Pa’  who work and struggle everyday to put food on the table and a roof over their head for their families.  That means veterans, seniors, minorities, children and those who sacrifice for the benefit of the world and who are hardly ever on prime time news.

SO  what’s the answer to this worldwide problem which leaves us  angry and depressed,  that leads us down the road to nowhere?

WHAT & HOW !!!  That means  what  are we going to do about it and  how  are we going to do it.  Problems  were mean’t to be solved.  The challenge lies in what each one of us is going to do to bring about solution.

We’re talking a personal responsibility we all must  share.  Once we define the real problem  (WHAT),  we are more than half way there.  Now comes the  (HOW),  the steps to change  problems to solutions. 

There is no change in  ‘who & why’  only in  WHAT & HOW.  We have not progressed from a world of wars,  destruction and discrimination,  to one of peace and harmony.  The path to  utopia lies in the ability and positive action each human can bring to this planet we all live on.

Let’s answer  WHAT  we can do and  HOW  we can work together to make it happen.

Author: Doc Gene

 

 

 

People

LAUGH LAB: *! NO FLY ZONE !*

*DID you ever sit out on your patio and think  WOW  beautiful weather,  great things to do and all is well with the world?*

THEN that  FLY;   a tiny microscopic sized insect;  jets into your nose holes,  darts into your eyeballs,  buzzes your ears,  rides free into your mouth on every inhalation !!!

HERE you’re a 170 lb  human,  maybe a big shot  CEO,  a star athlete,  the Pope or billionaire AND you’re surrounded!

WHAT to do? You frantically swing your arms,  slug the air with your fists,  swear like a banshee while the whole neighborhood on patios enjoys your performance.

HOW do you save face?  Soon all your DEFENSES  are down,  your  OFFENSE  quits and you realize your quarterbacking  this master manipulating object that’s got you SACKED!

SURRENDER?  Finally you run for cover inside,  giving up your territory.

WHOOPS……what does this remind you of?  They wear $5000. suits,  pompous hairdos,  lush in perks and park it in Washington D.C.

HALLOWEEN is timely to match their already FREAKY face lifts,  nose jobs,  hair pieces of which is never appropriate.  Thank God for the holidays.

These media flys  are in your face,  wallowing in your TV/Radio space,  smothering your  (what’s left of intellect) with their (love of self)  propaganda.  All the while you benefit from brainwashing, higher taxes, cable fees and tranquilizers.

SOLUTION:  1st Set up a NO FLY ZONE,  2nd Build a B.S. Defense,  3rd Launch a SWAT War Offense,  4th Declare a  BUG FREE SOCIETY !!!

LASTLY:  Wish them  A FRIENDSHIP PRAYER:  “May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of those persons who screw up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.”   AMEN

Author: Doc Gene

 

People

LAUGH LAB – Politicians To MARS !!!

NASA  now  ANNOUNCES  the  NEW  GROUP  to  train  for  MARS  immediately!

These  candidates  will  no  longer  need  pompous  hairdos,   parties,  $5000.  suits  and  will  save  the taxpayers  from  being ripped  off  from  their   perks.

Training  will  begin  ASAP  and  last  7 yrs  which  will  give  every  unwilling  participant  plenty  of  time  to  adjust  because  their  participation  is  mandatory.

Balance  is  no  problem  as  they  are  ideal  for  the  task  at  hand  already  being  mentally  imbalanced.

Since  there  will  be  no  showers  for  months  they  can  seize  the  opportunity  of  smelling  their  own  stench  of  which  the  American  People  no  longer  will  have  to  endure.

Food  is  served  in  varieties  of  tasty  mush  but  that’s  no  problem  because  they’re  masters  at  hallucinating  their  self  serving  agendas  which  is  a  never  ending  plate  full.

Once  they  launch  on  this  long  trip  to  Mars,  they  will  have  plenty  of  time  to  bicker,  out  manipulate  one  another,   fight  for  their  selfish  rights  and  tolerate  the  hot  air  they  will  be  blowing  off.

Recreation  will  be  easy  for  them  as  a  good  time  would  be  keeping  an  eye  on  that  oxygen  mask,  even  that  body  suit,  just  in  case  any  opposing  party  decided  to  disagree  and  it’s  SPACE  WALK  TIME !!!

Arrival  and  landing  has  got  to  be  the  mostest  to  be  looking  forward  to.  Once  outside  not  a  peep  out  of  anyone,  for  just  one  outspoken  breath  of  political  jargon  without  a  spacesuit  and  that  politician  is  BYE  BYE !!!

Survival  will  be  the  most  fun  as  both  parties  will  have  to  scratch  and  dig  to  find  a  way  to  live  together.  When  they  build  their  huts,  just  think  how  their  different  territories  will  look  hanging  on  shingles:  Republican……Democrat……Independents…etc!

WHOOPS!  Guess  folks  back  on  EARTH  know  the  rest  of  the  story,  “They’re  gonna  start  that  same  scenario  all  over  again.  BUT  the  best  part  is  they  are  up  there  and  we  are  down  here!!!