IF you really have a DOWN DAY and feel unmotivated……just turn on the TV and watch some commercials.
‘Out of shape’ people appear……JUST TAKE SOME TESTOSTERONE……blares across the screen and like them you’re JUMPING out of windows because now your UP longer than you’re down.
You took the WRONG PILL…(Cialis or Viagra) and how did you end up in that strange bedroom? Suddenly you can RUN a nonstop world record just to find your way back home. Bet you forgot to take your ‘tranquilizer’ or ‘sleeping pill’ instead.
WHAT TO DO……well just CHANGE the channel and HEY there’s a couple in their 70’s covered with grease paint to look like they’re in their 30’s……but who cares that’s nothing! Your only thought is DIVE OUT that window BUT pointing right at you is a GUN with a ‘terrorist’ on the other end of it!
WHAT TO DO……GRAB your ‘heart medicine’ and offer him some. QUICK……light up a ‘marijuana cigarette’ and blow a ‘smoke screen’ so you can crawl over your ‘back brace’ and change the channel to football!
DON’T WORRY……the idiot on TV can’t see you as you wake up from any ‘nightmares’ and find yourself on the MOON instead cause you fell short trying to escape to MARS.
OHHH……one thing I forgot to tell you……that knocking on your door right now is the FBI who monitored your phone calls & emails. BIG BROTHER also confiscated all your confessions on social networks……meaning all of this constitutes…YOU’RE UNDER ARREST……and you never left the house???
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