LAUGH LAB: 21ST Century Driver's Commandments

ONE: Thou Shalt buckle up in HONOR of those who have gone before us.

TWO: Thou Shalt REFRAIN from asking a tourist for directions when lost.

THREE: Thou Shalt ADMIRE ‘hands free’ that motor mouth when their in the absence of others.

FOURTH: Thou Shalt SMILE at the moron pumping gas while pointing to the warning sign that their cell phone could blow the whole station up.

FIVE: Thou Shalt wave HAPPILY at the frantic lane changer who ends up waiting at the same stop before you do.

SIX: Thou Shalt JUMP out of the car and start ‘running in place’ while a police officer writes the speeding ticket.

SEVEN: Thou Shalt RESTRAIN oneself from giving the ‘super finger’ to the maniac who cuts them off in traffic.

EIGHT: Thou Shalt not HAUNT the creep who kills you in a car accident.

NINE: Thou Shalt SAVOR the moment while pulling out of a parking spot because this is when you’re the most loved.

TEN: Thou Shalt BLESS the ground we drive on but pray every day we can stay above it and not below it.

Authored By/Lane

Motionosis