THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES HAVE HERE NOW SPOKEN……GOOD BY to those ‘Disneyland On The Potomac Puppets’ in their $5000. suits and pompous hairdos. So long to their ‘Good Ole Boys Network’ and closed door back room capers. To those lobbyists and private interest groups, you may start crawling back into your holes to never see daylight again.
HELLO CONGRESS! Any (435) of you who are wealthy will be taking the $2.00 trip in all total (2 terms @ 2 yrs each) piling up a grand total of $4.00.
HELLO SENATE! Any (100) of you who are wealthy will be taking the $2.00 trip in all total (1 term @ 6 yrs) amassing a grand total of $12.00.
Any Congress or Senate member who cannot afford to work in government, a special (living wage) arrangement will be made. Included specially for both are no benefits nor retirement pensions. However should any of you choose to excel in producing results for your country……those wonders will be automatically given a sales bonus of $10. a yr.
MONOPOLIES are against the law. The Republican & Democratic PARTIES hold the largest ILLEGAL monopoly in the world and will be ABOLISHED by choosing the most ABSURD court. All candidates will be determined by their non political and/or political track records via the internet. Party Primaries now cease to exist…instead allowing popular vote where every vote counts. Thus saving taxpayers millions of dollars of which can be credited toward paying off the national debt which all of you created in the first place.
OH……I forgot to tell you about the PERKS which are CONSIDERABLE:
*Politicians will all FLY on MILITARY craft rather than commercial 1st class.
*Congressional & Senatorial OFFICES will be located in the SLUMS.
*Citizens Committees you will EMBRACE…who are made up of high school students, college grads, laborers, office workers and of course the unemployed who all will act as your ASSISTANTS. These dear souls will be subsisting on living wage and benefits.
*All state districts will require AVERAGE CITIZENS; including boy scouts & girl scouts; to give you an AGENDA… THEIRS not yours.
*The HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE has been REMODELED into a full scale GYM where you will rise early to faithfully SWEAT workouts 5x per week.
*HANKY PANKY of extra marital activity will be cause for immediate DISMISSAL.
*Don’t forget how important ENTERTAINMENT is as yours will be BINGO!
PROTECTION: each member of Congress/Senate will be fitted with a MONITOR which gauges time worked, committees and meetings attended and job performance. Of course the National Guard will be both your security and policing army to keep you in line.
Those of you LUCKILY to be VOTED in will undergo psychological testing, criminal back ground checks, gender checks, medical checkups and personal/professional track records BEFORE you are SWORN in by the most obnoxious comedian of the times.
!!! NOW THAT’S TRUE DEMOCRACY !!!
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