“Life is not a box of chocolates,  it’s more like a jar of jalapenos.

  What you do today could burn your  ‘ass’  tomorrow!” 

Joan  didn’t ‘cruise’ her way down a  ‘placid river’,   she geared up for the ‘white water rapids!

She piloted her craft with  ‘fight not flight,’   blasting off  over seas of   ‘hurricane fury!

She never forgot her  ‘crew’  long side her,  nor her  ‘loved ones’  nestled in her breast.

But  sailed away leaving  ‘loving last laughs’  to the ‘masses’ now surrounding, who now lay her to rest.

*May you rest in ‘peace’  now,  Dear Joany.